G. Valerius Catullus

Born 84BC. I'm a poet, I'm rich, I'm awesome etc. etc. I'm a total playerrrr, and Lesbia is my all time bitch.Bringing you angst from the Other Side since 54BC

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Follow your dreams. Unless you're from Verona. Then you should follow the wine.

[G. Valerius Catullus @pedicaboss]

A man walks into a taberna. He doesn’t say ouch.

[G. Valerius Catullus @pedicaboss]

And now my latest composition:
poetus sum
qui id ignotus tum.

Ta daaa

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https://t.co/Cx8lABv3wq

I was absolutely Furius when I wrote this.

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Taking vitriolic inspiration from another kind of sparrow today...

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You shall not escape my iambics. No one ever escapes my iambics. *naughty cackle*

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@Lullustrious Buy me some vino first.

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@MusingsOfSappho This is definitely the homecoming I was after *grins*

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I’ve always prided myself on my excellence with the Latin tongue.

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And not forgetting some elegiacrimony.

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And now for some vitriolic composition. I love an excuse to hendecasyllabitch.

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A good Latin speaker never declines sex.

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Caecilius est in horto. Catullus est in Lesbia.

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Off to the taverna. Arma beerumque cano!

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Vivemus atque bibamus, mea Lesbia.

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I met a tavern wench today by name of Messy Lina. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

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Well I hate and I love mornings in equal measure. Perhaps you’re wondering why? I dunno but I know they suck and I have morning breath.