super sad bros dx

fully automated luxury gay space constipation

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

Two headed boy/two headed girl/can I make it any more obvious?

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

Pub landlords are greedy perpetual victims who pay poverty wages

[bohart flopledop @bertrum76]

£6.85 for a lager shandy at local boozer in Barnsley and landlords are scrathing their heads wondering why locals boozers are shutting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[G.T @gingerrtom]

the same people who support genocide and laugh at george floyd are now trying to take the moral high ground on posts made prior to information being released, hindsight exists for a reason.

if you're okay with children being murdered your opinion literally doesn't matter.

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

@aryafar_ali @sneako No, he's implying she already was one.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning and he’s doing fine

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

My girlfriend just called If I Had Legs I’d Kick You “I Have No Legs and I Must Scream”

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

What the fuck, CVS. They had the deodorant locked up so I had to press the customer service button. Then I hear over the loudspeaker, “Looks like we got a big stinky boy in bath & body.”

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell have had more strokes than pedophiles have been prosecuted for the Epstein Files.

[Specter📼 @SpecterM91]

People learn about disc rot and start acting like a fourth grader who learned the sun is gonna burn out someday.

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

Video Game Company discontinues their popular product, the Video Game.

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

Xbox, ever committed to never letting PlayStation lose, announces: “Oh yeah? Well we’re getting rid of the HDMI port!”

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

Feeling pretty fucking jazzed about being proficient at Batocera now

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

Dubai doesn't have flushing toilets. They take the poo away in a transit van.

[Sonny @thehonestletter]

£40,000 a year in the UK and £40,000 a year in Dubai are not the same money.

In the UK, £40k leaves you roughly £31,000 after income tax and National Insurance — about £2,600 a month.

In Dubai there's no income tax. £40k stays £40k. You keep the full £3,300+ a month.

Same job, same effort, same number on paper. One version hands nearly £9,000 a year to the state. The other lets you keep all of it.

This is why the ambitious quietly leave. They still love home — the maths just stopped being on their side here, and started being on their side somewhere else.

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

Starting to think reform voters have severe mummy issues

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Reform UK has announced their Manchester Mayoral candidate, just as Andy Burnham begins his speech

Sian Astley is the Leader of the Reform group on Manchester City Council

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

Statistically they're more likely to be hurt by you, or one of your friends.

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

You could tell me that Georgia maye dickhead is a serial killer and I'd believe you.

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

@I_amMukhtar I'm guessing wealthy family

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[super sad bros dx @pedricko]

Lib Dems playing a blinder by fielding an actual young person. Greens dropped the ball hard.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Lib Dems have announced Richard Kilpatrick as their candidate for Greater Manchester Mayor

He has been a local Councillor since 2018

[thomas @thomasutrI]

Fat virgin telling you if you can have an abortion 🤣