Pedro

[Martin @PojdBase]

Sinner's biggest opponents in tennis being Carlos Alcaraz and the global warming

[Memakker @Memakker]

No me sorprende💀

[silvia ⋆˙⟡ @H0EILYA]

“you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” rip ilya rozanov you would’ve loved to listen to this while going to therapy

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The biggest red flag is a man whose personality is just proving he’s not “gay.”

[sargo @Sargo_Senegal]

a minha mãe ligou a dizer que não vêm cá visitar este fim de semana porque "o teu pai está com muita tosse e ele não sabe tossir, não me apetece passar 4 horas num comboio a passar vergonhas, já na missa é a mesma merda, quando ele aprender a tossir vamos aí"

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

WHAT

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

first semester of college ass friend group

[Marina ✨❄️ @dyingnome]

she felt worthless, she felt ugly, she felt gay

[kill bill capixaba @majunplugged]

vou largar os estudos pra focar na minha verdadeira paixão que é sair com meus amigos

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Meanwhile American scientists are saying Tylenol causes autism and sterilizing immigrants

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

this is how it feels applying for jobs

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

[@itslaylas on upscrolled 🪬 @itslaylas]

when the job market is so bad that you're going to follow your dreams instead

[yas 🇬🇭🇯🇴🇨🇻🇸🇳🇨🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @igswtk]

jannik should be allowed to kill like 5 people a day

[l̶i̶m̶a̶ ̶☆ harris dickinson's pr manager @favdickinson]

15 years old... good thing i'm not his cousin

[bradley ꕤ @bradleyberdecia]

the etsy witches:

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My son just told me he’s gay

I burst into tears

But not for the reason you think

You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women

Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision

So proud of my son ❤️

[f #7inMelbourne @fvaeey]

😭😭😭😭😭😭