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[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Nene @Nene_Smalfoot]

Real portuguese would never diss italian food, real recognise real

[𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰 @pedro02silva]

Se começarem a cair misseis ao menos ja tive um V8

[𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰 @pedro02silva]

Primeiro queria ser jogador de futebol
Depois quis ser medico
Agora faço piadas com pessoas que usam js no backend

[𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰 @pedro02silva]

Papa Cris anda a fazer side quests

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Big news to share with everyone today!
I'm going to be a character in the new fighting game FATAL FURY: City of the Wolves! @FATALFURY_PR
Let's have some fun on April 24th!  

https://t.co/XaIqKFHUIG
#SNK #FatalFury #CR7 #AD

[Shady Times @ShadyTimes]

If we talking about achievements, accomplishments and sales it’s Eminem but if we talking about lyricism, impact, influence, production and skills it’s still Eminem

[𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰 @pedro02silva]

Stackoverflow é uma merda.
Pergunto alguma coisa "Ainnn ja leste a documentação ?" vai te foder maninho

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🥳 Querido @Cristiano, desde el Real Madrid, queremos mandarte una cariñosa felicitación en tu 40 cumpleaños. Todos los madridistas estamos orgullosos de tu leyenda y de lo que representas para nuestra historia. Feliz día con tu familia y tu gente querida.

[Rafa⁴⁴ @iamrafaelcabral]

O Félix anda a fazer Erasmus

[🇨🇦 ¹⁵ @Dr__Ignacio]

I genuinely don’t care what other people think or say, To Me always and forever, he is the greatest of all time without any doubt or argument.

[Did FC Barcelona rob a team today? @DidUKnow_Futbol]

Yes.

Yamal with a generational dive, referee still awards the penalty. Barca scores, making it 4-3 against Benfica and keeping the comeback alive. VAR as usual remains asleep when the Catalans are in action https://t.co/cHcEJzRqrY

[pix da silva A ULTIMA BOA MALANDRA @meninavenen0r]

pq o título de doutorado é superior a mestrado? mestre é muito mais legal que doutor.
doutor: médicos, advogados
mestre: pokemon, dos magos, splinter

[𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰 @pedro02silva]

Vamosss crlhhhhhhh

[Loky @lokymann]

Look what that money make a bitch do

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Ronaldo needs to teach us his ways. How did he scam his way into Man United, Real Madrid, Juventus and score 910 goals without any talent?

[RW 🇸🇪 @ronaldowarrior]

We live in a world where Rodri is holding a ballon d’or and saying Ronaldo has no natural talent.

Football fell off man 💔

[𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰 @pedro02silva]

@_cardoso_24 @thescarletprint Doctor strange multiverse of madness

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

using a condom and still pulling out, call that 2 factor authentication