Pedro hschv

*ironia com pós-modernismo barato e sem graça*

[Kirby 🏴‍☠️ @comicskirby]

When he wanted to milk his CIA career for clout, he says he was in the room while they were planning the invasion of Iraq. Now that general consensus has changed, he was a helpless 23 year old who was actually in the CIA to do good.

The same CIA that carried out Abu Ghraib.

[Jwow @JustWow346]

This movie is great and I'm tired of people acting like it's not. "Why would the aliens go to a planet that's completely inhospitable to them?" I dunno man, why do humans want to go to mars?

[tippity ➡️ @AnimeNYC @tippity]

people getting uncomfortable and dropping chainsmoking cat bc the characters are shooting up heroin and smoking weed

[Koch's slutty little bacillus 🦠🧫 (comms hold) @LEPER_KlNG]

No mans sky has such an insane lore no one talks about. theres a species in the game so despicably evil that they drove entire groups to commit mass suicide, because dying was better to be enslaved by them

and they also look like this

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Brazilians on this app will try to crucify you if you’re not careful

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Brazil is officially joining the Stop Killing Games conversation.

Congresswoman Jandira Feghali has introduced Bill 3612/2026, inspired by the Stop Killing Games movement.

If passed, game publishers would have to ensure players can keep playing their games even after official support ends. The bill would also update Brazil’s Consumer Protection Code to better cover digital games.

This comes just days after Congresswoman Erika Hilton called for an investigation into Sony’s plan to stop releasing new PlayStation games on physical discs

[Hario @Hario337]

We need more of whatever level of woke rebecca sugar is on
- makes a gay romance
> other languages dub them to be straight
- wedding, puts the girl dubbed to male in the dress.
> "we wont air it"
- plot relevant episode lmao eat shit.

[69 love songs @setembrao]

usuarios do twitter sao tipo: "desde ontem pensando na frase indio forte, cueca fraca, índio peida cueca rasga, indio fraco, cueca forte, indio peida cu explode"

[debate y debate @debateydebate]

"... Por isso, o Brasil deveria manter o Endrick onde ele está: parado, num banco de reservas dentro da nossa cabeça. Por que nesse banco onde ficam sentados lado a lado todos os nossos sonhos, o Endrick é perfeito; o Endrick é puro; ele é o Endrick platônico. E esse Endrick platônico, quando se juntar ao Neymar hipotético, ao Raphinha atacante espacial e ao Igor Thiago imaginário, o Brasil será o maior time conceitual de todos os tempos."

– Falha de cobertura #276

[⚡🩵 Jbrina Purdy 🩵⚡ @JbrinaPurdy]

Colombia is OUT. Norway is the last Latin American country left 🙏🇳🇴

[Velberan @Velberan]

Palworld está entre os melhores e mais importantes jogos indies dos últimos tempos. O estúdio lançou um asset-slop que viralizou e invés de se acomodar e fazer mais porcaria, usaram os recursos para melhorar e aumentar o jogo de maneira incrível para quem já tinha comprado.

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[⌞🦇⌝ @ephraimwindex]

First time I’ve seen him actually resist the urge to run his hand through his hair

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Homie got a glimpse into an alternate timeline

[Gabriel🍉 @Gabriel2052]

- Dr., em 1986 eu trabalhei na empresa... (conta a história da vida)
- Entendi. E o que o senhor precisa? Está com problemas na aposentadoria?
- Não, Dr. Nada a ver. É que em 1986 eu... (mesma história)
- Certo. Isso eu entendi. Mas oq você quer?
- Ah sim. Em 1986...

[shrigma leninist @charybdeez]

"the root of an idea is another idea"