Peter Chisholm

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken! Learn from your mistakes so you can repeat them exactly

[Peter Chisholm @PedroChizo]

@CommBank This is great @CommBank - does the new version come with a lower interest rate too?

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@georgieparker Declan M - you should be ashamed of yourself. I did try zooming right in for the credit card details ….. watch your statement closely

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@ato_gov_au - what is the point of having an online system to check employees super accounts if when they resign you cannot access their account? Most issues arise after the employee leaves & then employers can’t remit the super liability #silly

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@Coles Garden City Perth Friday at 4pm - must be another #lockdown coming but only the Coles staff know

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@georgieparker Go shopping for hot cross buns??

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Really enjoying @georgieparker ‘s commentary - great to have such insights from someone who’s been there. No betting tips though #Tokyo2021 #Olympics #OlympicGames

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SMITTTTHHHHYYYYYY @Hockeyroos

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@jamesmo35 @_snakethejake @Hockeyroos @Ausdrill @FortescueNews Pretty sure the sponsorship is to support the players not the board & withdrawal is only going to harm them in the long run 🤔

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Q. Why is the Women’s toilet door much wider than the Men’s?
A. Women always go to the toilet in pairs

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@TimGossage @Hockeyroos @Anna_Flanagan @RachLynch27 It was your news story back in 2012 that got the @Ausdrill deal moving Tim. Sad days at the moment I’m afraid. It only takes one of 2 bad managers to destroy an entire team unfortunately 🤔😔

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@Hockeyroos @JodieKenny7 You are an absolute champion & a person for others to look up to & try and emulate. I’m very sorry to see you retire but am happy for all the great moments you gave us on the field during your stellar career. Enjoy retirement @JodieKenny7 👏👏👏

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I hope the Martians are prepared for #Covid19 - #China just launched a mission to #Mars 😳

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#BlastFromThePast – Madonna Blyth fights for possession against England in 2013. #ROOthless

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How come Black Mirror didn’t predict #Covid19

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@deemadigan By the way Polar Bears have transparent fur & black skin underneath so there’s possibly 2 answers to this 🤔

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@deemadigan Due to global warming there was no ice at the North Pole so both the bear & your drowned before seeing each other 🤔

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Probably the hardest task in the media today is to try & find enough sport news to fill an hour long sports show on a Sunday morning and effectively entertain #offsiders

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#Covid_19 looks like it’s winning?
#CoronaLockdown #CoronaUpdate #coronavirus

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@Lisa_Wilkinson This is when it would be a good idea NOT to sound the shark alarm 🚨

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@georgieparker #hilarious the look on your face when when you pulled out the corn skewer 😳😂🤣