Parker Thurman

entirely bonkers

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

Psilly Simon

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Control what you can control and let the rest fall by the wayside

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

Holographic type chick

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

What would it take? I mean what would it take... two garbage bags as windows???

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

Gucci tells u the time & u just pay to watch it pass

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

Sometimes I act like @wale The Album About Nothing didn’t change my life

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

Can’t always play janitor

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

I smh at any D1 school that pushes aside @TylanTk bc of size on a piece of paper... that boy a undefeated season State Champ @ddknight33

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

Flick flick

[jake h @j_k_ley]

[Dan Mullen drunkenly sending a 2AM text to the team group chat tonight]

"Hey:)... how anout we head ovr to Dabis Wade and run a a few 3rd amd long, QB up the middlr plays...one ladt time..."

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

Her bacon slamming but the eggs get runny

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

@Haleyhardwick1 You watch ur mouth

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

100 mph in my truck *better slow my ass down.. 120mph on my bike *lemme see what 150 feels like

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

I’ve had mine you’ve had yours we both know

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

If u borderline I’ll get u a passport

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Jose Altuve was never listed in the top 100 prospects in baseball in any major publication at any time.

Believe in yourself, kids.

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

It’s Monday, set the tone for the week

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”

[Parker Thurman @pee_tee6]

Ion mess w rumors bc I know u the truth