pee brock

Outrageously civic-minded. All here is from my pen: copy, don't copyright

[pee brock @peebrock]

@HouseGOP Sure: Fake laptops are never permitted.
Nor, Swimming in Kari Lake. So, seeing as how GOP inaugural dancing is so rare, you're all invited to "The Knuckle-Draggers Ball" to be held at either the Mar-a-Lago Dirty Dancing Lounge or else POTUS Declasdoc Archive Cellar. Let's boogie.

[pee brock @peebrock]

6 ACTIVIST BEARS JUST DROPPED
ON NFT MARKET AS APES FALL
https://t.co/CK3y0H5j3v

[pee brock @peebrock]

South African Elon "saving America"

[pee brock @peebrock]

https://t.co/oXeq8MDjGH

[pee brock @peebrock]

Hope for the White House. Unlike other White House departures, Hope was not pushed out because she was disloyal. She had to leave because she was unfaithful.

[pee brock @peebrock]

Why POTUS budgets too much money for arms?
He thinks 2020 will result in a rubber-stamp legislature and reverse the 2 term limit for POTUS. He becomes "Pres-4-Life". Some states will rebel. POTUS to the Pentagon: "Tell central casting I need my warriors to kill those rebels".

[pee brock @peebrock]

Here they come politicians, lobbyists, special interest groups, thugs and a few good men and women. Please let all the rubbish blow by, hold your emotions in check, and vote for the one-in-a-thousand talented, honest leader. Go for it.

[pee brock @peebrock]

Unfortunately for planet earth and its inhabitants, the only one of Donald Trump's team who seems to know what he or she is doing: is his personal physician.

[pee brock @peebrock]

@realDonaldTrump We can smell it coming. And we are in Europe. We are just hoping it does not overpower the nostrils of our family who are still in Washington.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Analysis: What the British ambassador said in private was tame. What Trump’s diplomats do in public is shocking. https://t.co/voUPlarrmc

[pee brock @peebrock]

@realDonaldTrump @BillHemmer @FoxNews What a broader civilisation are counting on is that the Brits and the French and the Germans will come around to the realisation that the main one who is up to no good these days is Y O U !”

[pee brock @peebrock]

Donald Trump hs a mind like a steel trap. He has caught his tongue in it numerous times.

[pee brock @peebrock]

@realDonaldTrump Donald Trump hs a mind like a steel trap. He has caught his tongue in it numerous times.

[Urbane Man @Urbanedroppings]

If one has kissed the Blarney Stone - which conveys the right to tell lies for the rest of one's life - one is freed from any obligation, to be honest, tell the truth, obey the spirit of the US Constitution (amendments and subsequent laws): YES? Let's ask President Trump.

[pee brock @peebrock]

Donald Trump is going to be furious when he hears what Mayor Pete just said about his bone spurs https://t.co/lFusy4PL9h

[Matthew Wolff 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @MatthewWolfff]

The 6th migrant child reported to have died in US custody was actually the first.

The Trump admin concealed her death for months, and has likely been concealing much more about the health and safety of children in their care.

Covering up is this administration’s first priority.

[glasshouse stonethro @glasshousestone]

"I hear voices but there's no one there"
The imperceptible onslaught of tyranny.

[pee brock @peebrock]

This is purely hypothetical. Suppose a crazy person got elected President, or else someone got elected and then went crazy while in office. How many adults-n-the-room would the President have to get past in order to grab the nuclear pussy?

[pee brock @peebrock]

@thehill While he slept, the evil one gave Donald a great idea: "Stop aid to three countries and you will get enough refugees to justify your crisis".