will toledo enthusiast

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[will toledo enthusiast @peebscareshoes]

@EvanEvanCooked Yeah buddy it’s called 12 beers

[will toledo enthusiast @peebscareshoes]

@jeedyweedys @JeffPassan @JonHeyman @BNightengale When you’re replying to my tweets you’re usually on your knees, though, right?

[will toledo enthusiast @peebscareshoes]

My sources are telling me:

Alex Bregman to the Mariners 5 year - 155 million player club opt out

@JeffPassan @JonHeyman @BNightengale

[will toledo enthusiast @peebscareshoes]

@PokerPerry1 Philly sports radio fires me up tho

[will toledo enthusiast @peebscareshoes]

White boy wasted is just rapping the worst freestyle you’ve ever heard inside of a jacuzzi

[BrooksGate @Brooks_Gate]

ranking MLB teams by how many cattle are found in their county

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Holy shit now this is just mean lmao

[BrooksGate @Brooks_Gate]

total WAR this month

[will toledo enthusiast @peebscareshoes]

Every time Zac Gallen gets strike three looking with a 4-seamer at the knees an angel gets their wings

[. @JuanSotoHater]

how many games is this lineup winning:

C: liz cheney
1B: ruth bader ginsburg
2B: faye webster
SS: clairo
3B: beabadoobee
LF: phoebe bridgers
CF: julien baker
RF: lucy dacus
DH: kamala harris

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

Happy one-year anniversary to this perfect TikTok, which I have thought about every time I saw anything about Timothee Chalamet in the last year and roughly half of the times I saw anyone strike out on three pitches

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

Gonna be the first politician in history charged with embezzling WWE merch

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

What a fucking embarrassing day for this to be the team that I root for

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

“We have the smallest analytics department in the American League East”

THAT’S NOT A GOOD THING

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

having thoughts

[will toledo enthusiast @peebscareshoes]

wow he’s already better than trea turner

[SNY Yankees @snyyankees]

Anthony Volpe has been named a 2023 AL Gold Glove finalist at shortstop

[will toledo enthusiast @peebscareshoes]

@jasrifootball what did you do…