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I’ve never seen a mirror I didn’t like. Drills holes for a living 🦅✈️🏒

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WON DOWN. 83 TO GO.

#CapsCanes | #ALLCAPS

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Capitals through 2 periods against Carolina:

• up 5-1
• Tuch has two goals
• Protas & Kyrou have a 95.7% xGF% at 5v5
• Ovi is the only forward with below 50% xGF%
• Leonard scored 8 seconds after Carolina's only goal

How soon are we talking kings of the Metro?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Imagine spending 8 hours on PlayStation just hammering dust with your guy in GTA. That is so sick

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

One of them mornings where you wake up and have a question for Steve Kerr.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Geiger_Capital Instagram is for girls

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Georgia's own Naomi Whitehead has become the oldest American after turning 116.

Here's a picture when she turned 16 in 1926 when she was living in rural Georgia.

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

they should invent an nhl regular season game where the washington capitals are playing

[Evan 🏛️🪶🌹 @Grand_Ole_Evan]

To everyone saying “look what phones did to us”:

You are completely ignoring the equally if not more powerful effect that mass immigration had on social cohesion

It completely destroyed our ability to have monoculture.

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[Zack @Asmongold]

@Erundel If you Thanos snapped the top 2% of society out of existence, every company, country, and system along with civilization as we know it would collapse within weeks

If you did the same thing to the bottom 2%, nothing would change. If anything, average daily life would improve

[Mike Wilnau @MikeWilnau]

Well would you look at that shit

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

How do we explain to younger generations that short sleeve tshirt over a long sleeve used to be so popular they used to make fakes which were just long sleeve tees with different sleeves stitched in to look like it's layered

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

Young white guy here. 22% of my income gets stolen from me every year to give welfare to boomers that hate me and foreigners that hate me.

I have not been the beneficiary of a federal or state welfare scheme my entire life. I am not alone. Why am I the villain?

[SH @asr7c]

not my house but i know my way around

[Cam @42Cyc]

Nah Scott Hanson was genuinely going crazy 😭😭😭

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

W

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The weather dropped
from 95 to 60 like it saw
a State Trooper.

[Jacob @Burgess_33]

By far the best genre of slop so far 🤣