robert

I’m a bitch I’m a lover nvm just a bitch

[robert @peedergriffin]

Nice dude.
Very funny post haha.

[robert @peedergriffin]

She settle her Catan on my pirates till I explorer
She she explores her pirates on my Catan till I settle
She-

[robert @peedergriffin]

I think the worst part of post-Obama America was Hamilton getting canceled :/

[robert @peedergriffin]

*Doing Icebreakers*
Hey my names Robert
Pronouns are he/him
what I’m looking forward to is the liberation of Palestine

[robert @peedergriffin]

I’m 181 centimeters tall, stand on my money I’m 184 centimeters tall 💪

[robert @peedergriffin]

Show me a man who has had success with no help
And I will show you a liar
Or I will show you god

[robert @peedergriffin]

@dewymorn You were too frightened to get on it

[robert @peedergriffin]

My partner:

I have to fart

My opportunistic ass:

Oh word.?

[robert @peedergriffin]

@dewymorn If you have personal bias don’t be a judge on chopped pls

[robert @peedergriffin]

I ✨serve✨ like I’m in the goddamn Navy

[robert @peedergriffin]

I only drive ironically

[robert @peedergriffin]

I bring a ‘fortnight dance’ energy to brunch that romantic partners don’t really like

[robert @peedergriffin]

Describing my feelings in terms of açaí bowls
Send tweet

[robert @peedergriffin]

I be dropping it down fat on the regular.
Don’t touch me.
I be dropping it down large style consistently.
Bro’s confounded / demoralized

[robert @peedergriffin]

It’s called swag, kid. And differing opinions on Hamilton.

[robert @peedergriffin]

@BlankMilez Common Malaysia W

[robert @peedergriffin]

Portland is the Miami of the Pacific Northwest

[robert @peedergriffin]

Shooting people is gouache

[robert @peedergriffin]

@dewymorn “I’m going to Kick Malard?”
“Kiss melons?”
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