peyton dawkins

The thought of my kid being a bench warmer makes me not want to have children.

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

really want to caption an ig dump 'mama happy' but nervous for people who dont watch love island usa to think im being earnest

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Why would they put mama happy in 4K?? 😭

[😼 @dutchessprim]

When I hear they voted MAGA while complaining about gas and grocery prices …

[JeffMossDSR @JeffMossDSR]

If Terrion Arnold goes to prison for multiple years can he just give his cartilage to Kerby Joseph?

[elle 🎀 @freakonic0s]

happy one year to the casa amor twist that changed lives

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

i love going the fuck to sleep

[miia @miiagarro]

"why would i lie to you" idk maybe bc ur a man

[Salty @airportgrinch]

I’ve never engaged with the daycare discourse before, but if daycare is so bad, can you explain why my son is grinning, laughing, squealing with joy every time we drop him off? in every picture they send? when we spy on him through the daycare window? Please help me understand

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[Kira J @IamKiraJ]

There are women with sons. Then there are boy moms. I will not be elaborating further.

[peyton dawkins @peeeyyy]

At home no less

[Peach - CPT @msupeach]

Watching your team get assed in a game 7

[Zion @zionszzn]

I unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fck around with me please

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

[♧ @Carter__boy_]

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭