Paul GT

Only whores light their own cigarettes

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

Can you actually drink NA beers while driving? Also can this billboard be used in court to get my charges dropped? @phillipsbeer

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

@cotsonika Is the outdoors in the room with us right now?

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

@BCFerries You should just make this the Home Screen of your website

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

Just realized that the first time I heard @IAmKRSOne was on an REM track

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

@yegwave FFS. The cart return was RIGHT THERE

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Imagining an entire Apollo 11 style Houston control room but everyone in it is just really sunburned and going "Ohhhh naaaaur"

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

I have confirmed with reliable insiders that @bcgeu members have in fact started practicing newsies choreography and auditions will start soon

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

Goldeneye pause screen finally getting the respect it deserves

[Sean @seanhhm]

go annex yourselves losers

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

The steamclock should start playing the US national anthem a couple times per day so Vancouverites could have a nice convenient option to gather and boo it.

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

@KiDCuDi At least Brad Pitt is safe @lildickytweets

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

@jpgninja Hit me with a DM and I’ll try to come find ya!

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

@GlobalBC Damn swifties

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

Nobody seems to give a fuck about craft beer these days except for @YellowDogBeer #boxoffucks

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

$5 says the #snowbirds fucked up and flew over Vancouver at 7pm MDT instead of PST

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

Normalize adults writing mean poems about each other

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

@isabeldc @JoshJohnson @JoshJohnson post the clip! Vancouver needs it.

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

@okeefe_artist @NBA Maybe they can split the bill with @KiDCuDi

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

Pauls will look at this and be like ‘HELL YEA’

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new ‘JURASSIC WORLD’ movie is in the works.

‘Jurassic Park’ screenwriter David Koepp will write the script to introduce a “new Jurassic era.”

(Source: https://t.co/7VMhcyJH74)

[Paul GT @peegeetee]

The traffic during dark winter commutes home gets a lot more enjoyable when you learn the ‘constantly adjusting your sideviews to reflect people’s LED headlights back at them’ game.