Petra Jaros

Frontend fanatic and hackeuse. Helper, @halfmancomic. Quod possit per automatum fieri, per automatum fiat. (she/her) Mastodon: @[email protected]

[Storacha @storachanetwork]

1/ 🔥 2024 was Storacha's debut year, and wow, what a fiery journey it’s been! From blazing technical breakthroughs to unforgettable events, we’ve set the decentralized storage world ablaze. 🌶️

Here's our year in review: https://t.co/vTzjwdW1Zl

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[Storacha @storachanetwork]

The news is out!!❤️‍🔥 We’re stoked to launch the ✨Storacha Referral Program✨ where you & your friends can share in the rewards of the hottest decentralized storage network!

🫴Share your link
🔥Rack up Racha Points
🎁Unlock free storage

Share the heat! https://t.co/p6fsyDgS60

[Storacha @storachanetwork]

🔥Bangkok brought the heat!🔥

Check out the sizzle reel from our Hot Ones & Zeros Party, where decentralization, drag, & Thai spice collided for an unforgettable night 🍜💃

Be sure to join us at our next event in Denver 👀 (details soon to come 😉)

[Storacha @storachanetwork]

1/ 📢We're stoked to launch our new X Space series: HOT🔥TAKES!

Each week, we’ll spotlight visionaries from top decentralized companies. Gain insights into their groundbreaking projects & discover what sparked their journey! Join us to kick off TOMORROW!
https://t.co/XuZGJIZGX6

[Storacha @storachanetwork]

🔥Countdown's on! T-7 days til our Hot Ones & Zeros party!🎉 Get ready for a sizzling panel w/ @gensynai, @AethirCloud & @TalusNetwork, an epic drag show @PanginaHeals, & exclusive merch for the first 75 guests.

Don’t miss out on Bangkok’s hottest event! https://t.co/V2Qdg4ZFzh

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

I wish I could be in Bangkok for this! This is gonna be a heck of a time. 🌶️🌶️🌶️

[Storacha @storachanetwork]

1/💃Storacha is bringing the heat to #Devcon Bangkok with the Hot Ones and Zeros Party on Nov 13th! Expect a fierce drag performance by @PanginaHeals & a sizzling 'Hot Ones' style panel where top web3 founders drop spicy takes while braving hot wings! 🥵
https://t.co/qdZxpx01Kl

[Storacha @storachanetwork]

👀 Only 48 hours left to enter the Storacha Halloween Hackathon, powered by @taikainetwork!

Ready to build something spooky and win big? This is your last chance to register and compete for $6666! 🔥💀

REGISTER NOW:
https://t.co/rkx91NuwSP

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

Walz should say "JD Vance just said Donald Trump won the 2020 election." He can let that statement stand, or he can correct it.

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

"I want to answer your question, because you did ask it."

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[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

moderators: would you support a preemptive strike on iran

jd vance: i'm 25, i work in marketing, i love to go out & have fun, but i also love chilling at home. just moved here last year, so i'd love to be friends with my roomies! hoping to stay on the UES but open to other areas

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

@Tobi_Is_Fab It goes to the place your lap visits when you stand up.

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

JD Vance is a really good debater. I know we knew that going in, but dang, it's on display. Doesn't make what he's saying, y'know, good. But it is pretty smooth.

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

@anpaure "You're welcome to let ChatGPT do all my work and see how it turns out for you."

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

"Peace through strength" is such a terrifying phrase.

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

BEYONCE!

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

if you've been living under a rock for a month, technically the surprise guest star is Kamala Harris

[Petra Jaros @peeja]

This is not just a rhetorically strong acceptance speech. This is the culmination of a rhetorically strong four-day event. I'm pretty amazed by how well structured and messaged this whole thing seems to have been, as a single cohesive presentation.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Donald Trump is the oldest nominee for President in American history.