Piers Moron

Reluctant competitor in the human race.
‘What me worry, I should care... I seen the future and I ain’t there’ (Dr John Cooper Clarke)

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

A Fuckit List #FuckItList : the antithesis of a bucket list. All the things you don’t want to do & places you don’t want to go to before you die

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

@SkySportsGolf Your themes are an embarrassment to the game. Can Tiger walk 18 holes? 🤔

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

‘How terribly strange to be 70’!

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

@AasmahMir Typical response of a loose woman 🤣

[Sarah Evans @SarahjevsEvans]

Barry sunbathing
To cheer everyone up

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Here’s a still from my latest indepth analysis of today’s political landscape as UK Correspondent for @nytopinion (I mean, the title isn’t official yet, but that’s what I’m going with).

Watch here: https://t.co/9g3wsB4Ye0

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

@SaleyhaAhsan Get the Lingo app👍

[Chris Owen @cwo1983]

Groynes of Aberogwen 📸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
#NorthWales #longexposure #Canon #blackandwhitephoto #photography @AP_Magazine @BangorWalesNews

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

@OwenJHurcum Is the budget being published on the council website? There is a dearth of information since xmas - how can the council be held to account without details of meetings and minutes being made public?

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Sheep actually full of radical opinions https://t.co/MGEUNLCopW

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Met Police call first witness:

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

@ElaineD70586678 🤮

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Pellotron shares fall, as investors learn that demand for five thousand dollar exercise bicycles is limited.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

#MitchPlease, African-Americans are Americans.

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

‘Not a colony’: Welsh council defies London to declare St David’s Day holiday https://t.co/OaVPaD8Lkq

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Call me a snowflake, but I wouldn’t have opened with a Nazi salute at a parole hearing

[Bangor University Birdwatching Society @bu_bsoc]

Wednesday 19th Jan at the watch-point beside the pier at 10:30 -13:30, we will move onto the pier (bring a 50p for entry), and go to the harbour for a count of the wader roost. Remember to wrap up warm and bring some food and drink with you! See you then!

[Piers Moron @peekayone]

North Wales football match abandoned over allegations of racist abuse https://t.co/V9q0hw33dQ

[Andrew O’Neill ♃ @destructo9000]

You know what no-one has ever said? "Oh you're British? I love ITV!"

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

43p per day

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Guardian reader asks for Greggs steak bake to be done medium rare https://t.co/wCKGTlfrVh