peeksie g

Twin mom, chihuahua lover and wife. My life is perfectly chaotic.

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Wait I just googled it again bc of @jimmyfallon #MisheardLyrics and I was wrong! This demon child DID BREAK A BAT OVER SOMEONE’S HEAD?!!!!

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Im feeling pretty relieved. I just googled the lyrics to “I’m getting nothing for Christmas” and learned this devil child broke a bat on Johnny’s bed, not head. I’ve been singing the lyrics wrong (and with a scared shudder) my whole life! #kidisstillabrat #christmassongs #SAHM

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

@jimmyfallon It was a big shock when I learned the lyrics to Dirty by @xtina didn’t start with “Too dirty to clean my apples”. I mean you’d have to be pretty dirty to not be able to wash produce, right? #MisheardLyrics

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

@jimmyfallon “There’s a bathroom on the right” still applies in some situations better than “there’s a bad moon on the rise”. I just thought bathrooms were a safe option for storm safety. #MisheardLyrics

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

@jimmyfallon I used to dance while snacking and singing “take it to the fridge” instead of “take it to bridge” in Sexyback by @jtimberlake. In hindsight, excessive stress eating may not be the best way to bring sexy back to a situation. #MisheardLyrics

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

@mawalker317 Amazing! Congrats to you all! ❤️

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Highlights from our upcoming documentary.... scene one: Joe: can you pick up the dog? I’m scared she’ll bite me. Me: oh good her medicine is working she’s feeling back to her old self. Scene two: Joe walks past screen with bandaid

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

After ending #MayItLast the @hbo documentary about @theavettbros, I was so inspired (seriously, check it out I don’t know how I waited so long). Me: we should make a documentary about Lily (our dog). Husband:that may be the most boring movie, ever. #lol #momlife #chihuahua

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

My husband: this mayor from #PawPatrol is so lame. Me: Mayor Humdinger?
Husband: yea, and his name is even dumb Me: yea, I often wonder how he got elected #toddlerlife #twinmom #husbands #lol #twins

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Raise your hand if you love @cheezit !!!

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

If @sonicdrivein could stop texting deals during my spin class, I may be able to fake the whole #fitgirl thing a little better. #pleasedonttho #ineedmilkshakes

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Just a gal and her pups. #chihuahuas #crocodilerock #cutie #friends… https://t.co/DYYnyQtQlG

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Sometimes you need to follow the giggles through tunnels. Reading… https://t.co/1AkLKcyMcZ

[Society of Gynecologic Surgeons @GynSurgery]

Congrats to all the fellow scholars! #sgs2018

[Joseph Panza, MD @joeyp_md]

“Select the procedure most suitable to treat the patient” wise words from a wise man #SGS2018 #Apicalprolapse #hyatt

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

“One time I wrote a poem about him....” @joeyp_md #NotoriousBIG #BiggieSmalls #myhusbandthepoet #reminiscing #sigh

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Bubble Guppies has really inspired me to keep my gas tank full. #theyalwaysrunout #gas #bubbleguppies #toddlermom #twinmom #SAHM #momlife #momsofmultiples

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Today our spin instructor had us pretend zombies were chasing us. As many of you know, the possibility of a zombie apocalypse is sadly my #1 motivator for fitness. I will definitely be sore tomorrow. #scarystuff #zombies #LOL

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Just a boy and his pup #chihuahua #trucks #playtime #patientpuppy… https://t.co/qwpbHsUrzP

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

Me: I think I’m going to go for a #run Husband: a run? Me: yes? Him: like this? *pumps arms*. #imdying #toofunny #husbandandwife #hubby #LOL #twins #twinparents #Chihuahua

[peeksie g @peeksie_g]

My husband holding my wine glass: did you want more?
me: we have two year old twins. #alwaysmorewine #morewine #twins #twinmom #SAHM #stayathomemom #LOL