garbage bitch

anti golf propaganda

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

I wanted to be a doctor more than anything my entire life. I’ve poured my blood sweat and tears into this degree that is only valid in the United States. Now, I want so badly to move away from this place and leave it all behind but I am shackled to a country that abuses me

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

When they make a movie about my life I want it to be told in Smurfs

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

Boomer professors LOVE to point out my pimple patches as if I’m not aware that I put them on my face

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

After over 2 years of work I finally have data and it’s significant🥹

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

It’s really a shame that you can’t have slut strands and a sterile field

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

Accidentally pulled out my iud a little bit the other day and my super masculine muscle uterus sucked her right back in

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

My uterus is he/they

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

@tiffanydang47 Frontal lobe developing

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

When you think about it, the Circle of Willis is the cock ring of the optic chiasm

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

When you think about it, calmodulin is the cock ring of myosin light chain kinase

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

Blood vessels need to be cancelled. They’re SUPPLYING? What are they supplying? Who are they supplying? I’m calling the cops

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

How many med students does it take to start an IV? The answer may surprise you

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

In a row like this💀

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

I HATE GOLF. FUCK GOLF

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

Fuck golf

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

@Proletarianizer I’m sorry!!! I know my taste is shit!! I just don’t understand!!

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

Chapell is growing on me but I’m too much of a Cobrah fan to get deep into Charli. Feminine Energy goes so hard

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

Please remember my good qualities before I say this but: I’m not a fan of Charli xcx or Chappell Roan and I don’t like that Spotify and TikTok are forcing their music upon me regardless of how many times I skip it

[garbage bitch @peeled_lemon]

Most used formula of 2024 thus far: M1V1=M2V2😍