queen of the rats

i had a dream about um, you know, boiled eggs

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[queen of the rats @peeledappIes]

@itiswattles SCAFFOLDING FINALLY

[bri 🌙🦁🎸 @bristark616]

frank reynolds on the boggs flight:

[yuribeast @rubycumulous]

neurotypical people will never understand the simple joy of walking around in circles

[lesbian jerma @dreamtoriums]

images preceding extremely unfortunate events

[jebby @lidglue]

decided i will hold my funeral completely digitally. my friends can say their eulogies in quote tweets around a pic of me in my casket with the caption “bomboclaat”

[pinar @pienar]

holy fuck

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

rich people literally do not know how to talk to humans

[james tom @jestom]

coming out as "queer" is the boringest thing a female celebrity could do. who cares? we all want to have sex with women. we all want to feel their breath against our neck. we all want them to grab a fistful of our hair and spit into our trembling, eager mouth. big whoop. we all

[cream cheese 🇵🇸🍉🧸✨🫧 @TheSinisterTurd]

It's also on Hulu and for the love of the god, do not watch this movie. This movie may seem like good representation for LGBTQ+ on the outside but it's the complete opposite. straight guy pretends to be a trans guy to get with lesbians, which is both transphobic AND homophobic.

[jack @talking.dog on bsky @meatthathurts]

psa to all 12-15 year olds: when you get a little older and become completely embarrassed by all the stuff you did, DO NOT DELETE IT. save that shit to your hard drive and put it in a zip and lock it or whatever you need to do but KEEP IT bc 20-something you WILL WANT THAT SHIT

[jen @tobaccosunbrst]

why am i dressed like both mac and ian rob mcelhenney im coming for ur jobs

[queen of the rats @peeledappIes]

@alwayssunny how about a version without blackface