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30s • they/she • multifandom • trash enthusiast • favorite things include long walks, flirty villains, info dumps, and head canons
i'm 98% sfw here but 18+ plz

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

I had to look up yaoi

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

like yes my eyes are sleepy and it's very bright outside but that brownish red blob underlaying the music notes IS totally giving "stone carapace and gesticulating arms"

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

I was gonna be a little cheeky and say "I've decided that this is Project Hail Mary graffiti" but by george after zooming in I think it actually is Project Hail Mary graffiti

there is fanart everywhere for those with eyes to see

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

like I was going to make dinner there and instead I had to run away because some old guy and his cousin leering at me from afar asked me if I was traveling alone I'm SO MAD

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

why can't I just be hot and alone and watching the sunset at the most insanely beautiful rest stop in these mountains, why does a strange man have to talk to me about the moon landing then start asking me personal questions and which way I'm headed

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Yeah man can I get the Supergirl cup with extra foreskin

[carly 🚀🏳️‍🌈 @narliebirds]

my fav fucked up headcanon is that something went wrong with the way the comas were induced on the ship, meaning grace’s refusal and consequently being sent against his will is the Only reason he survived, since he was put under on earth by a trained human medical team instead

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

like I was really concerned I'd have to buy the physical special edition album to own the song ok I'm new here fr

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

so it turns out that one benefit of waking up for work at 3 AM is being awake when BTS finally drops the hidden track ayyyy

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Everytime a fly appears in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[Epsee @epseelutely]

somewhere in Philadelphia are the worst people you could know

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

That is Lisa Kudrow.

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

"thank you for being so persistent" -my mother after finally seeing PHM with me

"it's out so early...should we be worried this will impact its Oscars chances" -my father, whose previous worry was "what will I say to my adult offspring after not enjoying this ryan gosling sci-fi"

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

and this time it's my parents 🥹 thank christ 🥹 like i was losing sleep worrying they'd miss the theatrical run entirely 🥹 no literally i've been trying to make this happen for months 🥹

[june ☘︎ @pootcolin]

what does this mean for horrible bosses 3..

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[Sam Reich @samreich]

just throwing this out there

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

and this time it's my parents 🥹 thank christ 🥹 like i was losing sleep worrying they'd miss the theatrical run entirely 🥹 no literally i've been trying to make this happen for months 🥹

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

seeing Project Hail Mary for the 8th time today because I can't stop dragging my friends and loved ones to it

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[a.v. @yuck_puddle]

Sebastian Stan on playing Bucky Barnes in the MCU:

"[They] cannot kill [him] in a way that matters"

[Marvel Updates @marvel_updat3s]

Sebastian Stan on playing Bucky Barnes in the MCU:

“[I’ve] spent 15 years with [him]. There’s been a comfort there, kind of returning every few years, which hopefully I’ll keep doing.”

(Via: konbini | TikTok)