Embo🤪

Shut the hell up schneebly

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

"Describe yourself in two words"

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

@j20aquarius Niche references hate to see me✌🏻

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

Why is Scott kinda giving… #loveislandallstars #loveislandfinal

[glonk🍁 @e__428]

This heat made me realise hell ain’t for me. Imma be on my best behaviour from tomorrow

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

THIS IS NOT FUCKING NORMAL

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

Mama, I made it

[Sean S @kopboy07]

Don’t blame Me, I voted for Jeremy Corbyn.

Pass it on.

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

In my job I’m trained to administer all sorts of medications including controlled drugs and today I’ve just been stopped from buying ibuprofen despite having been old enough to buy it for 7 years? Make it make sense

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

My ex is adopted and shannan described his mum as “not fully owning him she just rents him”

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

Was just about to wind the car window down to shout funnies at a passerby and was firmly instructed not to because “he was good looking”

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

Rudely awoke at 5am because a crow and a magpie decided to have a business meeting on my flat roof

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

I’ve pumped myself full of caffeine to help me do my 1500 word assignment that’s due in 12 hours but I think I’ve gone too far and I’m having a Leona Lewis concert in my bedroom and I can’t keep my head still

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

My own mother: “for someone with crippling anxiety as bad as yours you really have no urgency to do anything” ok called out much??

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

Driving past the Chinese knowing I’m off home to have weetabix for me tea is just not the one

[frönk 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @fronkonymous]

Fun fact of the day: the reason why pregnant people get ultrasounds and not MRIs, is that in an MRI, this is what a fetus looks like.

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

Ive worn glasses for a good 15 years near enough but I still had to hold back from shouting “SPECCY TWAT” at my ex out of my car window earlier

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

If someone told me that when I grow up I’d need to listen to “Harry Potter music and ambience 3hours” to be able to concentrate I’d have just given up on life years ago

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

Any suggestions as to how I can hide the huge traffic cone I’ve liberated???🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Embo🤪 @peelyweelsby]

Shannan has driven from one side of the island to have a wee and grab her peperami