Chris Rubesy

Hockey playing, Paleo/Primal eating father. Avid doodler, and big Spider-Man fan.

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I drank so many Coronas the bartender asked me, “weren’t you the guy that drank all those Coronas?” and I responded, “yep!” then I gave her the finger guns

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“On my first ship in the Marines in 2000 I discovered that it rains over the ocean”

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You heard of 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon? Well, I can do it in 5 and not include Kevin Bacon

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Me: (uses rampant ambivalence in a sentence)
Me: “that sounds like a band name for a prog rock band from 1983. Only had one or two marginal hits. Never really took off”
Betty: “y’know why? They just didn’t care enough”
Me: “Betty, you are amazing!”

[Beginner Trading @BeginnerTrades]

Honestly I was PANICKING thinking my FB was hacked....at least everyone is down. #Facebook #FacebookPost #meta #INSTAGRAM #insta

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@DCPandC You mean that isn’t a hardcore show and the crowd is singing along???

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Discussing the fruit we brought into work for our snacks
Me: I have two apples
Betty: I have a pear and a banana
@IMadeBogey18: I, too, have a pair and a banana

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“There was beans in the soup” #ducksonthecouch

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Morning commute avoiding two deer crossing on Broadway and a mouse in the left lane on the Thruway. No animals on the FDR but Ministry and Slayer on Liquid Metal

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“Where did the Hartford Whalers play?”
- asked by a coworker who knows nothing about hockey (and geography apparently)

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Today, MJ was lead to believe that Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago, was a real person thanks to the power of the internet and true fans of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. We decided she was better off. https://t.co/TC9KUpptGL

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“I doubt how much anti-oxidant this is when it was doused with prosecco” Nicole after her first mimosa flight. #boozybreakfast

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6:43am on a Sunday, Third Avenue Bridge approach. Traffic jam in the two lanes because of a car stopped and the driver out of the car. The reason? A chicken was chiilin, alive and well, under her car. #chickensoftheBX

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@IMadeBogey18 @Meandmygolf On the whole my last shot is usually my best shot of the hole. Always goes right in the cup

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175 yards on 14 at Douglaston is my longest drive of the day so far.

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Good news is I did my first pull up post shoulder surgery. The bad news is I cracked a tooth while eating breakfast

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Starting the work week off right
Still D.R.E - Dr Dre
Vivrant Thing - Q-Tip
Friends - Whodini
Gangsta’s Paradise - Coolio
I Got a Man - Positive K
Ante Up - M.O.P.
You Got Me - Roots/Erykah Badu
Jump Around (Pete Rock Remix) - House of Pain
#earlymorningcommute

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@rgjohnston No violence. The author is correct. Big city team that has been mismanaged for half a century. A run with iconic players that ultimately led to nothing that is beloved by their fan base as an all-time team

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OMT: eats pig’s brain and tongue
Rey, “Oh my God! You’re gonna shit!”