Peep Show Quotes

All the best quotes from Channel 4's hit TV series, Peep Show.

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This is really cheap and nasty paint.
(I fucking knew it!)

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Super Hans: I've accidentally run to Windsor

Jez: What?

Super Hans: Yeah I've mistakenly run... to Windsor

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So when do you think you'll be bringing your stuff over? No pressure. (Translation: Some pressure)

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Not to be too lah di dah but is there a room with fewer snakes available?
I did try and bag em up but that didn't go down too well so...

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(How is this painting my kitchen?) What the hell is going on?

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I'm gonna give them an art lesson, I'm gonna Jackson Pollock these mothfuckers

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Have you got your cous cous salad for lunch?

(My box of tasteless misery sand)

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(You idiot Gerrard, Friday comes before Saturday.)

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Ugh! The high quality upholstery is like a knife in my back.

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Jesus look at it, wonder who'll be Primeminister when I've finished the repayments. An unborn Milliband?

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At some point he'll find out what goes in sausages.

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(Life's all pain. Pain, rejection and gloom. Why do we pretend there's not a yawning blankness at the heart of... Hey 33% extra free!)

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(Relax Mark, you're not Hitler in his bunker, he really was under the cosh. At least he had a girlfriend)

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(Maybe it's sexy, little glimpse of ballsack)

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(Ugh I'm in a love contest with someone who's one blocked cinus from intensive care)

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Don't snaffle any of the mozzarella my ratios are right on the edge!

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You thought I was saying I was a mega Paedo and your reaction was that 'you'd always wondered'

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Chipsticks or Frazzles? Chipsticks or Frazzles? Chipsticks.... or Frazzles?

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What's that? Another roast? That's the third today Mark!
Why toast when you can roast!
Yeah but chain eating roasts?

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(Okay what now? Go home and roast the shit out of some meat).