Peepans

I really just thought you said peepans :/

[$ @jxtsummer]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[10qi @_10qi]

having a princess complex but all my friends are leftists so im getting publicly executed

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#lmk

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[Peepans @peepans]

True, however, no actor has ever been more perfectly cast to look like the son of Robin Williams and Christine Baranski

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Quick reminder that Val from The Birdcage is the worst son in movie history. Worse than The Good Son. Worse than We Need To Talk About Kevin. Worse than Kylo Ren.

[nell 🏳️‍⚧️🩸 @estratgen]

better to ejaculate than to ejacunever

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

I took her to the river and I creeked it

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

homer drinking his soup 🥺

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word tchotchke. like yessss give me a word with some texture

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

happy father's day

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

my 5 year plan is to not be alive in 5 years

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

how i be after every minor inconvenience

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

do you think horses kill you in their mind