sawyer

aspiring man with podcast

[sawyer @peepant31]

gonna start calling it a gussy (girl pussy)

[sawyer @peepant31]

HACKS BEAT THE BEAR NOMINATION RECORD WHICH BEAT 30 ROCK I LOVE AMERICA THANK YOU TELEVISION

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff have separated after 3 years of marriage, PEOPLE reports.

(https://t.co/uPz5t5hcUl)

[Variety @Variety]

Mariska Hargitay is set to host the #Emmys on Sept. 14.

She is the first woman to emcee the awards show in 15 years.

https://t.co/z9HU5h7FD2

[777 @_garrettcharles]

She’s still got it…

[sawyer @peepant31]

Idec id prob go see AJR in concert if I was bored and it was affordable and yk what I might even enjoy it

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[drew @boyoccultist]

new lgbt discourse topic ideas
- are trans men allowed to be sides?
- is it ethical for a gay man to twerk on a stud?
- do he/him lesbians experience misandry?
- can white gay people move to atlanta?

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

why does he look like Kathy Geiss

[sawyer @peepant31]

Pride month almost over

[sawyer @peepant31]

Holding my soapy hands under the manual faucet waiting for it to turn on like the pampered beta I am

[sawyer @peepant31]

Going to the gym to sit on a different toilet than usual

[sawyer @peepant31]

He’s literally just a rage baiter—a toddler who won’t stop copying you. He thinks that he can have the legacy of an artist despite never actually creating anything. Real respected critics don’t do it for the fame because engagement farming taints any validity a review holds

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anthony Fantano calls himself "the most relevant and impactful music critic” in response to Halsey (via Variety):

“I don’t have to prove my track record to Halsey. I have been the most relevant and impactful music critic of my — and any — generation for over 10 years now. You can’t really debate that. There’s no music critic bigger than me who’s had more impact than me for as long as I have, consistently. And if I die tomorrow, nobody’s going to outdo that run.”

(https://t.co/xltK60rKap)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Halsey responds to Anthony Fantano saying that people cared more about his review of her last album ‘The Great Impersonator’ than the album itself:

“I’m certain my least memorable song will be remembered more fondly and for more time than anything you ever do with your life will be. Everything you say is more “whiny” and “edgy” than I was at any point on that album. But at least I had the excuse of going through chemo.”

[sawyer @peepant31]

I don’t even care the great impersonator was my favorite album of 2024 and truly is an all-timer for me

[sawyer @peepant31]

Opening a hair salon where we service only one specific hairstyle each day on a rotating basis

[halsey @halsey]

I’m certain my least memorable song will be remembered more fondly and for more time than anything you ever do with your life will be. Everything you say is more “whiny” and “edgy” than I was at any point on that album. But at least I had the excuse of going through chemo.

[ryuo @pawpflash]

i be moaning when i stretch and yawn cause im lowkey gay

[sawyer @peepant31]

Woke up early to develop a healthier morning routine just to be 15 minutes late anyways. us people really cant do anything