hilry

meeeeee. wanted by TSA. hapless local celeb by night, village idiot by day. employed by WatchMojo, sponsored by Great Wolf Lodge.

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

my council

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

the guy who cut my hair was twirling the scissors and doing all kinds of tricks so obviously i trusted him. this would turn out to be a mistake.

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

that time i went into credit debt collection because i was confused

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

At the end of the day the day gotta end

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

living at home in your 20s makes you feel like an addict who just came back from rehab

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

and as it is such so also as such is it unto you

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I’m bout to get a job

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

they need to take my mom’s license away

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

my sister hates when my mouth is blue

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Sorry about my tweets sometimes I’m just bored

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

there’s coke in the flonase?

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

aquaman backdrop at the karaoke bar

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

@awesomec0olgirl i think about this tweet all the time

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

a lesbian rose by any other name …

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

on a crawl of likely places i’d be

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

i’m going to hell for stupid people

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

i love wearing the strawberry dunce cap

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

submissive emailing…

[Jess @dessicajuran]

My instagram story posts strive to exist in an intersection between not-caring and I’ve-seen-a-Werner-herzog film before

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

i’ve taken sedans places you wouldn’t even go with a gun …

[hilry @peepeeweasel]

my stepsister spent a semester in spain and has since been on letterboxd working through every pedro almodóvar movie (and reviewing them in spanish)