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21, i died an athiest and now i have to fight demons for the catholic church, he/him dyslexic alt- @p33p3k3r

[mae 🏳️‍⚧️ @kairimaexo]

polycule but instead of sex all we do is smoke weed and play games together

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THEY FOUND ME IN THE GROUND!

CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY!

[Demet @demetherself]

Here's some boots on the ground journalism for you.

• Sex is illegal for everyone except that one night.
• Gay people are included, but they find a way around it.
• It's described as an “ideological grenade by old men” from the congress.
• Everyone has a biochip on their wrists that lights up when two people are near each other and there's an increase of certain hormones.
• The biochip is a tattoo of your choice. It's green one night a year, and for married people.
• Politicians claim it has reduced STIs and teen pregnancies.
• One night a year is the compromise by politicians so people don't rebel.
• Protection is mandatory that one night.
• There's a hotline for reporting illegal sex.
• There are posters around the city: “FUCK THE MANDATE”
• Masturbation is legal.
• Some companies are making drugs that will mask the hormones so the chips don't go off when people have illegal sex.

And that's my report on #OneNightOnly.

[Footsteps : A Paleo Tale @footstepsgame]

Introducing: Footsteps! A story-lead platformer where you play as a mama raptor hunting, gathering, and protecting her babies in prehistoric Madagascar!
Follow to join us at the very start of our Dev journey! #gamedev

[Footsteps : A Paleo Tale @footstepsgame]

Early concept art for one of our river levels!
Madagascar would go through extreme droughts and flooding, and while it’s peaceful right now, that doesn’t mean it’s safe…

[rune sword @runesword1]

good morning. remember that no matter what happens you are nailed to the wheel. if there’s no blood it dryly creaks and squeals as it turns. blood keeps things moving smoothly. screaming doesn’t make you go faster. let’s do something significant today

[“paula” @paularambles]

unsurprisingly the website this is from is literally

cookingforengineers dot com

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

How it feels to be in a transitional period of your life

[Gutsick Gibbon @Gutsick_Gibbon]

thank god climate change is fake or this would be a really bad sign of things to come

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Thomas Jefferson re: Louisiana, 1803:

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[sammy @loserbent]

*nodding sagely* suicidal ideation

[✧- 𝚂 𝙾 𝙻 / 𝙸 𝚂 𝙰 𝙰 𝙲 -✧ NSFW DNI @sillymoththing]

WORST UI CHANGE IN HISTORY ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT AUTOMATICALLY ADDS MY LOCATION TO EACH TWEET

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all