Peep Show Quotes

Quotes from the Channel 4 British comedy Peep Show.

[Shit Jez Says @Shit_Jez_Says]

You're fine, mate. Stick to Missionary, you're a sexual civilian. Leave the disgusting stuff to me. @MarkCorrigan @peepshowquotes @peepshow

[Shane @ShaneMarc]

@peepshowquotes this is definitely one of my favourite moments of Peep Show!

[Sam @SamsGains]

"Fuck off! Get away from my parsley!" @peepshowquotes

[Gary Le Marquand @GaryLeMarquand]

"They've nicked 120 hours of quality me time!! Bloody hell!!" @peepshowquotes

[Sam @SamsGains]

@peepshowquotes If there isn't room for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?

[Sarah Reynolds @mooglesx]

@peepshowquotes "I'm Louis Theroux. I'm Louis Theroux and his wry smile at the orgy."

[Gary Graham @gazzyjeebaybee]

@peepshowquotes "look at me jeff, I'm bowling fruit!"

[Peep Show Quotes @peepshowquotes]

Mmm - warm copies make everything better. - Mark

(Thanks, @ngulamali!)

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It’s probably some kind of initiative test. You know, will you…walk, like some kind of stupid duck, or will you drive like Clarkson? - Jez

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People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people Jez. - Super Hans

[Peep Show Quotes @peepshowquotes]

You'd rather go to the National Army Museum than stay in bed and watch Flash Forward and drink brandy? Are you bonkers?! - Dobby

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I’m dangerously close to getting what I want. Feels a bit weird. - Mark

[Peep Show Quotes @peepshowquotes]

Hopefully I won't even get married. If I do eventually it will get chipped or broken. Then I can get the sugar bowl of my dreams! - Mark

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Ugh, "sir". This isn't Tennessee, Mark.

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Why won’t that stupid bitch let me propose to her?! - Mark

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Screw them. I'll just keep trying to suck myself off. I'll get there eventually. - Jez

[Peep Show Quotes @peepshowquotes]

@lubzbee Hello!

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It was a joke. A Christmas joke. - Jez

(hat tip @Ethan_Valentine)

[Peep Show Quotes @peepshowquotes]

You what? No Turkey?! YOU FUCKING IDIOT JEREMY! YOU TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT! THAT WAS YOUR JOB YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU CRETIN! - Mark