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Did you hear about the first joke ever told?

It was Adam to God, right after Eve's little oopsie daisy in the garden...

God goes: "I'd bet you'd like to give her a do-over right about now..."
And Adam's like: "Yah, I think we'd both really
a-pre-she-ate-it."

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(STILL LAUGHING ABOUT THIS)

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Just read "voicemail recoding "and have yet to stop laughing about it.

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To recode a voicemail... first you have to code it, then DEcode it... THEN recode it... #voicemailrecoding

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Once again... very weird about "people photos"... ( this gif chick does not have that problem and she has cheered me ) https://t.co/r1WNpM56kY

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Is "girls trying to take selfies" the new "at their mirrors"...? And... Was that English?

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@Metal_and_Earth Absolutely lifted to find that in all your replies no one said Smeagol. You might enscript "My Precious" onto a food bowl... and so on.

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@Agent_Eli •flagged•

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Did you hear about my new tech-friendly Cafe ?
It's called "@ Donut Reply"

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I need a good fragment for my movie title...

Something like ...

"Down and Then Up Again."

"For What It's Worth."

"Good to See You."

Etc etc and so forth...

Ooooo!

"Etc Etc And So Forth."

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@JakeWCornell Also... jacket back... backet? Let me know! Thx!

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@JakeWCornell Picturing "The Hots" bedazzled on the back of a jacket... is... correct answer, yes?

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@soundoff_katy Oooooooo list people better not hear you because they will definitely AHEM take note

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Sometimes I'll see a photo--of people-- and they're like being normal, smiling right at the camera, and, for me, it's like...

...

...

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@questlove @emilybrooksnews

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@Powell_DA Noooooooooooooo

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@chenchenwrites @Powell_DA Cascading cries of cackling

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@Powell_DA 💀

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Did you hear the one about the girl who couldn't get a date in med school?

Yah, turns out she was studying to be a guy-no-call-agist.

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#thisisyourgeneralspeakinggenerally

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What's happening?

Well...

Twitter...

As I've [tweeted] before, to speak is to speak generally... But. Beside my point about the impassible flaws of speech... I also realize... [To tweet] is to speak to the general public. In other words... Social media is speaking generally.

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@Agent_Eli Coulda sworn I replied to this with something like "Oh man what's being cool like?" Coulda sworn...

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When we're finally ready for robots, I'd really like to be part of the "personality programming".