Doland J. Turmp

Bringing you a steady golden stream of verbal piss mixed with chunky nuggets pulled directly from my ass.

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@parlertakes I particularly enjoyed Sidney Powell’s performance in Hocus Pocus. Of course, back then, she wasn’t as reliant on mystical mumbo-jumbo.

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@Ieafsdiehard @mitch_kahn @BeanSpilla5 @TotalToughScene @realDonaldTrump But is prove balck man and white man is same

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@LouiseMensch @TheRickWilson Queef

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@Swcellular @martyvidnovic @JoeBiden Is that why MAGA people are referred to as Trumpanzees’?

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@realDonaldTrump On the grand scale of things, it’ll be one of your less expensive blow jobs!

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@CNN Last budget flight I took, the in-flight meal was a packet of peanuts passed around the cabin - and the pilot kept stalling the engines to save on fuel.

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@AnnCoulter Says the author (and chief practitioner) of ‘Speed Fisting’. 👊🏾✊🏿👊🏾✊🏿

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Looks like I predicted the contents of the Mueller Report perfectly. Times New Roman. #MullerReport

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@JohnS877 @spayer @JViscoNJ @dljr2018 @TinaTho41869918 @LHosto @GeraldoRivera @realDonaldTrump @johns877 What I love about guns is that whenever they get mentioned, some hillbilly MAGA Red Cap gets triggered and goes off on a rant. This is normally because their need for powerful guns is a substitute for their own tiny weapons which tend to fire blanks! 😁

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@7toezleft @JohnS877 @dljr2018 @LHosto @GeraldoRivera @realDonaldTrump I’m not talking about hand-cranked pea-shooters that ejaculated lead shot in the rough vicinity of a target. I’m talking about the kind of firepower that could take down an elephant at 100 yards.

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@dljr2018 @JohnS877 @LHosto @GeraldoRivera @realDonaldTrump Second amendment was also written in a time before assault rifles and automatic weapons were a thing.

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@Dave94434575 @qanon76 @realDonaldTrump “We the People” - but you aren’t a person, you’re a bot @dave94434575

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@nickginge1 @ChristineMMoran @realDonaldTrump

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@WasteDawn @KatieCVFowler @nowin2613 @SaveTheRepubl1c @TheStevenThomas @realDonaldTrump It’s interesting that whenever I expose a Red Cap for their moronic and nonsensical views, they decide to block me. But remember guys, it’s us ‘libturds’ that are the ‘snowflakes’ and ‘cucks’! 🤣🤣🤣

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@WasteDawn @SaveTheRepubl1c @TheStevenThomas @realDonaldTrump It’s to do with all the hamberders!

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@washingtonpost @asymmetricinfo Of course... not!

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@DeborahSFreder1 @nowin2613 @SaveTheRepubl1c @WasteDawn @TheStevenThomas @realDonaldTrump I think that the majority of this administration are complicit. Most of them received NRA funding https://t.co/F6lzZB5bP1

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@SaveTheRepubl1c @WasteDawn @TheStevenThomas @realDonaldTrump Nope - this is whataboutism again. Just because Bill did this has absolutely no bearing on the fact that Trump is guilty of the same thing. https://t.co/eX834RRnTl