🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊

« 𝓞𝓱 𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓼 ! 𝓛𝓮𝓽’𝓼 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂~ » // shitpost, RP and drawing // chaotic dumbass // worst parent award 🎖// semi-hiatus

[🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊 @peetayadwagon]

« 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 ! »

🐉 Parody/RP account for Pitaya Dragon Cookie
🔥 Mun and muse are +18
🐉 No NSFW
🔥 RT / Like or Dragon Fruitling will come to eat your toes tonight

[🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊 @peetayadwagon]

//pitaya is officially 2 years old now WOOOOOOO

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Ugh I’m gone a moment to break ssstuff in the Hollyberry Kingdom and thingsss are already going apeshit at home…

[🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊 @peetayadwagon]

Invadersss ? In my valley ? HELL NO !!

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//english pitaya sounds pretty neat. i like the hissing parts. it’s something that doesn’t translates in any other languages so im glad it’s there.

[🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊 @peetayadwagon]

@fizzy_trickster //take all the time you need. pets loss is really tough… hope you’ll be ok.

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@Milkteaishealt1 //yeah 😩👌

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//UGH I AM GOING TO PASS OUT GOODBYE

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@ILLFATEDPRINCE //fr jp dark choco sounds so aggressive like why ???

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« They’re afraid becaussse I look ssso amazing !! »

[BEELZEBUBBLES 🔥 ⛧ @hells_silliest]

"It's m' grandpappy!!

...why are y'all runnin'?"

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@Angel_0f_D3ath //idk i think it’s fitting 🤔

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@fizzy_trickster //yup ! here it is !

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//THIS IS /POS BTW

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//pitaya’s jp voice………. hot. and i fucking called that they would sound like that. oh boy i’m eating good today.

[🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊 @peetayadwagon]

@fizzy_trickster //the patch is out, yes. And this is the japanese voice !!!

[🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊 @peetayadwagon]

//hmm can we talk about how cool this sprite looks ??! big wings, floofy hair, menacing stare.

[🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊 @peetayadwagon]

So. It’sss my dumbasss ssson’s birthday today, apparently. What should I gift him ? I’ve been thinking about a trip to the water park.

[🐉 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖞𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖊 @peetayadwagon]

//not many thoughts lately, have a squishy dragonfruitling

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//also micmac and rose wearing the pitaya and ananas shirts 👁👄👁

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//i hope the blue dragon will be hot. yes im down bad for dragons. no i will not apologize.

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Pitaya is playing with Dragon Fruitling. They pinch its cheeks and the little pet squeaks happily.

« Hehe squishy… »

Pitaya smiles. Playing with their pet never fails to bring joy to the red dragon. You could say it’s one of those rare times where they become a little softer.