Buff Wateralo

Large bovine. Fan of grazing but will occasionally browse. Heifers get automatic follow back.

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@J_Myles_TIR I’ve been on a big 2000s metal kick with Ashes of the Wake in constant rotation and as soon as I heard this cover I knew I’d be listening to Ashes of the Wake again today

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Method dispatch sucks shit too

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I think I lose several hours of work productivity every month solely due to R’s package management being dogshit

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I love the Guys podcast because everything other episode Bryan drops some insane sentence like “I had this class called crafts”

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@AdamOculporate @arash_tehran @CrotserJeremiah And their evidence for this is that Bessner won’t call Trump a fascist. Which again just plays into Bessner’s case that Americans use fascism as a way of saying bad and not an attempt to accurately describe a political formation

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@AdamOculporate @arash_tehran @CrotserJeremiah Which is exactly Bessner’s point! This whole thing drives me fucking crazy bc Bessner is so obviously correct on this, and they know he is. None of these people actually come back with any kind of a critique, they just say that Bessner thinks Trump isn’t that bad.

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Arsenal wins. Real Madrid disasterclass. What have I just seen?

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“His touch is as soft as Gandhi stroking a kitten”

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@_Utdbaki This is a fantastic counter, and PSG are one of the two likeliest to win the UCL, but you have to consider that they did this against a side that’s down 1-4 on aggregate and has to go all in on every attacking chance

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Everyone who leaves comments on YouTube shorts writes like they’ve been kicked in the head by a horse

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You can literally just jog at Man United defenders and they’ll give you the ball

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@SolidVerbal I hate that I love this stupid sport

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@thetrillbillies You see this kind of thing from online lefties too where they think we should rebuild society around people that just do not exist at any kind of meaningful scale. But it seems much more insane for the president to be talking about it while he’s actually doing it

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I love when a post is clearly about one or two people in someone’s social circle or part of their media diet and they try to make it a whole thing about society

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parallel to gifted kid syndrome is the curious phenomenon by which upper middle class parents raise their kids as if they were poor/working class, but instead of instilling the virtues of thrift the kids never hedonically adapt to being rich at all and choose to underachieve

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Genuinely can’t believe what just happened, and I better not see so much as a hint of Real Madrid Champions League bullshit next Wednesday

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Oh my god

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You know it was a special free kick when they’re showing Roberto Carlos in the stands

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DECLAN RICE HOLY HELL

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That touch from Thuram and shot from Lautaro Martinez is the kind of play you would fantasize about making with one of your friends