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claw my way to the top of the centipede

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kinda ass ngl

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should i try zyns

[mak @matchageekbar]

ageplay but i’m 37 and really stressed about how im going to pay my mortgage

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i just woke up and oomf is sending me bird emojis im confused

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yayy

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im drunk

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cut the head off and the legs’ll call the action complacent

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maybe im just a fast walker but why do people walk like they’re not trying to be anywhere

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@halfwayhoney for real

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i changed my @ again don’t forget me guys

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@maowijuana next time ..

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she convinced me to go to the mall w her and her friend that js got out of the psych ward and they robbed and ditched me an hour away from home and she slept with the guy i liked and she and her friends jumped me at a party and i still dont know why. all in a week btw

[fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

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@NickyDied I almost got my getback but she was w her grandma i was so pissed

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@meowatonin thank uuu

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@NickyDied remmi bruh wtf

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@sclooopy remmioli

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@chopkhia IM STILL ALIVR??

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@pixvii thank uuu

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@plaguestation keep that to urself 😭

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saosin tickets are $70 and im heavily considering buying one

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true