connor

lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

[connor @pegasusthotz]

My therapist, upon hearing I don’t get my period anymore: more money for cigarettes huh?

[connor @pegasusthotz]

What do you queue for the car ride home after your first active shooter situation

[connor @pegasusthotz]

@IraqiCowboy I’m trying to get the Verizon Family Bundle

[connor @pegasusthotz]

Fiscally polyamorous socially monogamous

[connor @pegasusthotz]

@krogergirl45 Is this an Arkansas thing?

[connor @pegasusthotz]

Do they make candles that just smell like the smoke from blowing out a candle

[connor @pegasusthotz]

@44617263793A29 Seeing this as the first tweet on my feed when I pull out my phone at the function is so down low dirty

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

I've noticed a problem we're having. We're not agreeing on what some words mean. Solitude isn't loneliness. Desire isn't love. And worse, sometimes when we're filled with existential dread we're really only hungry. You gotta learn all the flavors and get good at identifying them.

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke

[william @peakedin2009]

the european mind couldn’t comprehend this

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

the central driving force in my life is collecting anecdotes . this is very different from doing things “for the plot” — too focused on the self. to collect anecdotes is a selfless act based in the desire to bring novelty / delight into the lives of strangers you meet at parties

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

@exitforafilm You're making it too significant. Write the worst ten-line poem you can. Do it in ten minutes. Do it every day for ten days. You'll get so sick of writing bad poems, you'l break down and start writing good ones.

[connor @pegasusthotz]

@richardsiken 🫨

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

In 2018, I sassed the sikenbot for a while.

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Gay obama be like uhhh let me be queer

[veet @vveetto]

he’s the highest ranking officer in the idgaf war

[connor @pegasusthotz]

@mug_bruv I Eat Moths for Breakfast but that’s just me

[connor @pegasusthotz]

@tailwaggon_ Mfw I realize I’m abnormal