@sexistlemon 😉Hey u Mami 😉! Fun Gals is the best way to try new mushrooms without committing to a whole container~! Don’t be a chicken of the woods on this offer and worry wood blewit with this new opportunity! Waiting to hear back from you, portabella! #MLMleads
When the patient care coordinator asked me if I had any secondary insurance, I replied “@gofundme like everyone else.” Healthcare should be a right, not a financial burden.
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
…
Is this just a silly game?
That forces you to act this way
…
You let go
And I'll let go too
'Cause no one's hurt me more than you
And no one ever will
🔪💔🖤
I thought I would enter my “idgaf era” this year; instead I had a panic attack over a hypothetical non-existent piglet in front of someone I desperately wanted to impress. #imfine
Even though my body is actively destroying me, I’m so glad I came out to @theemptybottle tonight to see Quasi and hear my favorite breakup song. Also, the song I sang to my first Chicago apartment when I moved out.
Ways I annoy my dad on the last day of the year:
“Why are Michigan’s pants so long?”
The b*llshit that comes out of your mouth
“Oh it’s their socks! Only some of them have knee highs.” #GoBlue
My FIFA Commentary: I also forget how much I appreciate the physique of most World Cup athletes. I’m honestly envious of half their bubble butts. And like why don’t they bounce the balls off their butts more? #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022
My FIFA Commentary: I love seeing the sideline advertisements, but my favorite is @McDonalds for showing “Mekdi” and “Mecces”! 😂 it made me want to get some “Mek Nuggets”#FIFAWorldCupQatar2022
My FIFA Commentary: honestly the official theme song of World Cup, or soccer / football in general, should be Aaliyah’s “Back & Forth”. #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022#football#soccer