peggah 🐧

40 something and about as flirty as a penguin.

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

@sexistlemon 😉Hey u Mami 😉! Fun Gals is the best way to try new mushrooms without committing to a whole container~! Don’t be a chicken of the woods on this offer and worry wood blewit with this new opportunity! Waiting to hear back from you, portabella! #MLMleads

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

@mrsmustain did you happen to lose a credit card on the Northwestern campus? If so, the library has it.

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

@TheHartford is the most worthless company in the world and I cannot imagine the amount of blood they have on their hands. Including my own.

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

#Hopper discount code peggahg3lyb

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

When the patient care coordinator asked me if I had any secondary insurance, I replied “@gofundme like everyone else.” Healthcare should be a right, not a financial burden.

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

When sorrows come, 
they come not single spies,
But in battalions

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
…
Is this just a silly game?
That forces you to act this way
…
You let go
And I'll let go too
'Cause no one's hurt me more than you
And no one ever will
🔪💔🖤

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

I thought I would enter my “idgaf era” this year; instead I had a panic attack over a hypothetical non-existent piglet in front of someone I desperately wanted to impress. #imfine

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

Places I want to go: 🌎🌍🌏
Places my bank account wants me to go:
💼🏢👩🏻‍💻🏚️🛏️🔁

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

Even though my body is actively destroying me, I’m so glad I came out to @theemptybottle tonight to see Quasi and hear my favorite breakup song. Also, the song I sang to my first Chicago apartment when I moved out.

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

@TheRealYLT @MetroChicago Please play You Can Have It All again ❤️🤞🏻🤞🏻🐧

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

@TimeOutChicago Says their favorite Chicago music venue is the United Center. 🚩🚩🚩

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

Ways I annoy my dad on the last day of the year:
“Why are Michigan’s pants so long?”
The b*llshit that comes out of your mouth
“Oh it’s their socks! Only some of them have knee highs.” #GoBlue

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

I love that they’re playing M83 and the XX in the stadium before the penalty kicks. #FIFAWorldCup

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

My FIFA Commentary: Cool cool cool. As an Iranian American 11/29 isn’t gonna be weird. #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022 #FreeIran2022

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

My FIFA Commentary: This referee was definitely in a no card feelings mood. #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

My FIFA Commentary: Kane should’ve used a different asset, I’m telling you. #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

My FIFA Commentary: I also forget how much I appreciate the physique of most World Cup athletes. I’m honestly envious of half their bubble butts. And like why don’t they bounce the balls off their butts more? #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

My FIFA Commentary: I love seeing the sideline advertisements, but my favorite is @McDonalds for showing “Mekdi” and “Mecces”! 😂 it made me want to get some “Mek Nuggets”#FIFAWorldCupQatar2022

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

My FIFA Commentary: honestly the official theme song of World Cup, or soccer / football in general, should be Aaliyah’s “Back & Forth”. #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022 #football #soccer

[peggah 🐧 @peggah]

My FIFA Commentary: maybe the USMNT should watch Dirty Dancing to prep. Nobody puts baby in the corner. #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022