Peggy Opal

or Peggy O'Pal. It's really whatever.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

People with ADHD are often crushed by the weight of shame.

It persists daily.

Ready to strike at any point when you make some minor mistake, say the wrong thing, or forget an important detail.

[Izzie⚡️ @curlyhairpunk]

Stages of elder emo tik tok finding out about the When We Were Young fest

Stage 1: panic, excitement, and singing up for presale ticket info

Stage 2: realizing it’s a logistical nightmare, way overpriced, and being put on by the same people who did Astroworld

Stage 3: grief.

[Patrick Gagnon 🍁 @patgagnon_75]

@erinotoole I'm not sure what I find more insulting. One that you're intentionally trying to mislead people about provincial jurisdictions or two that you're assuming we don't know the difference.

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

Proud moment of the day, thought of a potential replacement/addition to “No shoes, no shirt, no service”

“Not poked? Access revoked.”

If this is already a thing, imma cry.

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

Well, if I was told Kristen Bell was a voice actor for the Assassins Creed franchise, even if just a small role, I would have played these games YEARS ago.

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

@chris_does_code How to acquire a contact taco.

Step1; Place contact on thumb.
Step2; Fold contact in half by applying pressure on both sides of the contact.

Et voila. You are now holding a contact taco between two fingers.

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

Can I have “what I didn’t want to feel today” for 1000, Alex?

What is, “that contact I am currently wearing taco-ing in my eye.”

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

With the temperature being 30C today, I realized I should buy a new fan. I wanted to compare fans with/without HEPA filters and came across a website called “OnlyFans”. Thinking I struck gold finding a site all about fans, I clicked it.

Boy, was I wrong about that place.

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

Foot peels…
Pro: super soft feet
Con: need to remake callouses on my heels for wearing my boots

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

@elleninstoon YES

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

@cai_lowe Link me up. OF

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

@cai_lowe >.> starbs?

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

@cai_lowe Can I see you so I can compliment you too!?

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

@cai_lowe The day is almost over >.>

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

@cai_lowe Do I want to be that person?

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

Current status: Eating ice cream for breakfast. #AdultingAndStuff

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

@elleninstoon WHAT!? Okay. So try it. I might also recommend Ex On The Beach if you have crave. I really liked season 1.

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

Recipe: ten cloves of garlic - minced
Me: sounds like two whole garlic heads

[Peggy Opal @peggyopal]

#dnd5e

Trying to identify what magical items are but failing every time, when @CanaDutchian says:
Anyone object to me attuning to it to identify?
Everyone: no
Me: I don’t want you to get possessed...

Ten minutes later, I get possessed.
#dnd #possessed #monk #barbarian #romance?