Jordan “Osama” Leasure

fraternity brother, future doctor, former and current visionary.

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

I'd give some random crackhead dude head for a bag of pretzels rn

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

Lamelo: “LaOne. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

LaOne: “what is it dad is it a woad twip”

Lamelo: “No buddy. I’m sorry. I got traded. Uncle Kon.. Uncle Coby we won't see them anymore.”

LaOne: *runs off in tears* “NOOO PAPA GOT TWADED”

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

Got called “good boy” last night at the bar. Not sure how to feel about this one can the people #lank ?

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

Holy kerrgate. That’s the way to keep the students bought in on the offseason. #kerrgate

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

If Kanye just hated Jews like 5 years later we’d be listening to “Grad-School” right now

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

Dinner of champions

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

Internship got me home at 9:20 pm and hotel dinner ended at 9:00. Peroni and blue lock anyone?

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

Is being an AI and research intern just clicking “enter” on Claude code and watching reels? Someone w experience pls #lank

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

@CWILLIAMSMVP I’d rather go 0/30 then 0/8 cuz 0/8 means I stopped trying

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

FINAL: Giants 18, Cubs 3.

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

Any ball knowers watch Cherki highlights?

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

@QuigbyLamichael @ChadTheMan6969 Tel Aviv with Tri felt 26’s in 6

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Chicago White Sox are calling up infielder Jacob Gonzalez, sources tell ESPN. With Munetaka Murakami facing a multi-week absence due to a hamstring injury, the White Sox summon one of the hottest hitters in the minor leagues, batting .308/.414/.646 with 18 homers in 51 games.

[Running From The OPS @OPS_BASEBALL]

MLB Offensive Rookie Leaders

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Final: Check the MLB App

[odin @55gummybear]

“I hope it’s miner”

2016 vs 2026

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

@OliseM17 I’m in ur city. Come find me

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Wrigley field, home to the finest women Chicago has to offer. And the 2nd best baseball team in the city.

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

Fuck

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Prior to today’s game at San Francisco, the Chicago White Sox placed right-handed pitcher Jordan Hicks on the 15-day injured list (retroactive to May 21) with a right lat strain and recalled right-hander Jordan Leasure from Class AAA Charlotte.

[Jordan “Osama” Leasure @PejaSperm]

Yea don’t be gay. #shrink no caps

[Sampson ‘Sampy’ Bomberg, J.D. @SampsonBomberg]

Shorty went in my settings and turned autocaps back on