Kay White

Avid reader. Keen karaoke participant. Bad singer.

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@_tyronesand_ My winner 100%

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@madysenrayne Mike was fully robbed. Only person who was consistent and honest throughout. My winner!

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@ChloeMae_Austin @murray_emilie97 I’ve just refused. I’m not saying bye. Not happening.

[Kay White @pekayliar]

I’ve decided I’m not fat, every personality simply requires it’s own chin!

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@nellienutmeg_ @lucyhale @dudethemovie16 @netflix I think it’s something to do with the film being relatable to teenagers. That scene is relatable to SO SO many of my friends, including myself, In that the lines can also be blurred for the victim and the victim not REALISE that what has just happened was rape.

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@murray_emilie97 Ngl, is be a bit alarmed if the room suddenly started smelling like spring rolls during sex

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@ashytm @murray_emilie97 @twatface__ @SamGreen14_ @alexevanoakley Is it a shower if it’s not golden?😇😇

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@ashytm @murray_emilie97 @twatface__ @SamGreen14_ @alexevanoakley Mate I’d be writing my name on the wall, I’m not even gunna pretend. If I could aim my piss, we’d all be in trouble

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@ashytm @murray_emilie97 @twatface__ @SamGreen14_ @alexevanoakley Aye, but we have makeup advice, heart to hearts and less piss to accompany our coke heads 😂

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@murray_emilie97 @twatface__ @SamGreen14_ @alexevanoakley @ashytm You don’t know the wonder of the girls toilet until you get there! It’s like a female sanctity of feminists and makeup tips. You lot wouldn’t understand, your toilets are full of coke heads and people pissing on each others feet!

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@murray_emilie97 Get me the needles

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@murray_emilie97 You okay?

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@murray_emilie97 Fuck off 😂😂

[Kay White @pekayliar]

@murray_emilie97 You couldn’t rip off a plaster ;)

[Kay White @pekayliar]

On days like this it’s important to remember, a little rain only makes the flowers grow.

[Kay White @pekayliar]

Someone find me a Frank Sinatra so I can do him my way. 😇

[Philip Clarke @ClarkePhil]

As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.

I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.

I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.

Please don't give me a gun.

[Chanélle McCleary 🕊 @MissMcCleary]

People always show their true colours once your no longer beneficial to them, sad but true

[Kay White @pekayliar]

I��m running away to Bora Bora.

[Kay White @pekayliar]

“You asked him to have some of your drink, not lick your fanny” #tweetit