Stacey

[Ben Hocking @BenHockingF1]

Weird how I haven’t seen one mainstream article refer to Christian Horner as ‘Husband of Spice Girl’

Do better, Sky.

[Kerr Logan @KerrLogan]

While the nation weeps …..

Mother made this……

#TheTraitorsUK

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[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Happy International Men's Day to all men, especially those who dont think there is one and then don't do anything to celebrate it when they find out there is.
As usual I invite you to nominate great men who deserve celebration. My choice this year is Bob Mortimer. High benchmark.

[Being Scottish @BeingScots]

Beware the following 'dangers', as gardens come back to life 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☀️

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

Peoples! A new MEGATHREAD has arrived!

In 40 tweets I’ll explain 40 mind-expanding concepts you should know.

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[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

don’t forget to look out for your single friends today! leave shallow bowls of water out around the garden so they stay hydrated! if you see one struggling try and feed it with a teaspoon of sugar water to help revive them!

[H&I Voices @HI_Voices]

❤️Please Help!❤️
Found this by Tescos in Inverness, near the watch repairers, I was getting my Doc Martins fixed, needed a good Biff! On the back, it reads,“Dad&Mum-1955”. Would love to get it back to the owner, either today or sometime very soon in the future. Please share!🙏

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

🚨 Nadine Coyle tells reporters she loves that new Miley Cyrus song Flouwyers, especially the bit about talking to herself for houwyers.

[Stacey @pekeroo]

@Flyinpig74 @EveningExpress Same thought I had!

[Tom Lin @tom_lin__]

coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing not great going back to my cage and now i’m in my cage

[Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias]

Hey, here’s an awesome idea: leave it the fuck alone. Now is not a good time.

[DECO @decobanduk]

If @ArcticMonkeys released I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor in the 80s 💥🕺🏼

Mashed with @yazooinfo x

[David Challen @David_Challen]

When men win a semi-final
vs
When women win a semi-final

[Stacey @pekeroo]

@emdefe1 @formulacolter Properly laughed at Jimmy

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[EverydaySexism @EverydaySexism]

Every time Laurence Fox says something reprehensible, it is Billie Piper's name, not his, that trends on Twitter. Now Prue Leith is trending instead of her anti-abortion MP son Danny Kruger. Stop blaming women for what the men in their lives do #EverydaySexism

[Samaritans @samaritans]

Headlines like this are unhelpful 🙅‍♂️

Ridiculing construction workers for talking about their feelings only serves to further stigmatise mental health and self-care in an industry where people are three times more likely to take their own lives. (1/4)

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

my ex thought the eggs in my ovaries had shells on them. and i think about that every time a man makes a decision on womens bodies.

[Stacey @pekeroo]

@nickhilton84 @hansmollman I misread this and thought you were suggesting jam with fizzy water 🤣