Twitter 2009.
I like apples.
I like pears.
That’s cool.
Yeah.
Twitter 2018.
I like apples.
So you’re anti pears then.
No, I just prefer apples.
So you hate pears.
I never said that.
Fucking pear hater.
I don’t hate pears!
Yes you do. You make me sick. Scum.
Weird. My daughter JUST stabbed me in the right eye. (She’s not a ninja, but she IS a bit of a dick) Point is, We can finally trade roles... (Happy Birthday Bubba!)
@_NicolaWright Check out the tattoo shops. Much more sanitary and they are truly pierced instead of “SMASH” poked by an untrained girl with a plastic gun. Chloe got hers done at a tattoo shop in Newport Beach.
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