J

And wouldn’t somebody who’s had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I genuinely DO NOT get the endgame. If the plan ends with a ruined planet, collapsed economies, and no working class left to spend money. What are billionaires actually hoarding wealth for? To sit in a bunker with numbers on a screen that don't mean anything anymore? Like what is the actual point? 😭

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Descartes introducing the coordinate plane: "It's not just x—it's y"

[J @pelcj11]

1, and we’re gon need a blanket

[Pratto Boy @PrattoBoy]

12 hour flight. Where are you sitting?

[✰ @luxiesha]

Minnie when Mickey sticks the tip in

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[J @pelcj11]

Expresso.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

What's a mispronounced word that makes somebody appear extremely uneducated

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other:

[J @pelcj11]

God, go fuck yourself

[Jack Appleby @jappleby]

As a lifelong Dem who’s donated free consulting to House Dem staffers & visited the White House during the Biden years:

I find this so, so embarrassing for us.

We complain about the right’s behavior, and now we’re doing stuff like this?

Come on, @TheDemocrats. Do better.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

god has been cast in the bible

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Justin Wolf @NikePS5]

literally a dime a dozen personality among gay men.....

[𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝙳𝟹  @billyd3_]

"Everything reminds me of him..."

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

[correlation @nosyone4]

“I need you to lock in stop being distracted right. I BELIEVE in you but YOU’VE got to want this moment. This isn’t my story alright?”

IM READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL

[J @pelcj11]

No one has ever been hotter ever

[J @pelcj11]

FINALLY, SOMETHING GOOD

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Christine Quinn is returning to the cast of Selling Sunset, @usweekly reports.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.