Ashley Murray

[Ashley Murray @peleus]

@JoshStrifeHayes OSOSRS is the Egyptian Goddess of dice and loot boxes

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Contractually obliged message

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@neilhimself of course you knew this already

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Familiar sounding to Good Omens fans, there was a real convicted witch named Alice Nutter executed in 1612.

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@JamesBlunt It'd be quicker if you didn't just sign the same one over and over

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@qikipedia This is exactly how my ex described me. Especially the goaty bit.

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.@txtingandscones @peleus uh oh

[New Scientist @newscientist]

The Star Trek mirror universe might be about to become reality https://t.co/n7LXDBk2Jd

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@txtingandscones Tasha... Nooooooo!

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@Baddiel In months, presumably.

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@HamillHimself No, don't stay away, join us!

[Guild Wars 2 @GuildWars2]

Thank you all for this incredible week at #Rezzed2019! We're leaving you with one last #GW2IRL gems giveaway! RT + Follow to pet this doggo and to enter: There are 5 codes of 1200 gems to win. Deadline is tomorrow, 8h am BST/9h am CEST ; We'll randomly pick 5 winners #GW2 #F2P

[Ashley Murray @peleus]

@RebelCheeseCake @HamillHimself 5 gold stars for parenting!

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@neilhimself How daft for people to get all worked up about actors' ethnicities when the only important question is if I pronounce Aziraphale correctly

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@txtingandscones My spell check dislikes semetary. It's deliberate in the book, right?

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@txtingandscones No movie with The Kurgan in it could ever be bad! Take it back! Ok... never actually watched it

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@txtingandscones ... here?

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@Morrisons I found a key in the street with one of your loyalty cards as a fob. Is there any way you can contact the owner to let them know I have it? I'm not anywhere near one of your stores

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@zachbraff Rather too exuberant my good man. Do tone it down

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@bethekerry @Thetis #godessofstrife that all happened a long time ago and I'm trying to forget about it, thanks

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@GlennValet Alex's first tweet. I think it's Russian code for something