philip morrissey

eater of bread

he/they

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

Douglas, Douglas Pouch - no relation

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

@DST1002 @aMoral_Mistake @Matt_Calkins Usually with your mother

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

@DST1002 @aMoral_Mistake @Matt_Calkins I have s*x

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

@DST1002 @aMoral_Mistake @Matt_Calkins sh*t

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

@DST1002 @aMoral_Mistake @Matt_Calkins G-d

[skooks @skooookum]

Green tea doesn’t count towards your daily caffeine intake. It’s something more ambiguous and Chinese

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

My teeth are many, but they operate as a singular unit. Much to learn.

[ɢʀᴇɢᴏʀ @gregor_konop]

Ten co zrobił

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

@BUNNlCULA *smacks hand* no, bad

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

Angine de poutine playing in work meetings, the psyop is complete

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Ayyy Tony I’m in the freaking Backrooms enjoying the music of The B-52s! I love democratic socialism in the style of Bernie Sanders!

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

The green one's hot today

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

Love knowing if people washed vegetables better the cyclospora outbreak would be less bad. I refuse to acknowledge any information that suggests this is a simplification. Thank you.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip >>>

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

@shitIfindinter1 @brent858 "they are already rewriting history" are you sure you aren't just wrong?

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

@shitIfindinter1 @brent858 Pray tell, what is the reason

[philip morrissey @pelican_jake]

@BUNNlCULA Oh shit cribbage arc??