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[GualterMatao🔻🇵🇸۞ @Auroraiterum]

Se la puede llamar REINA??👏👏

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

There are many women who are no longer alive today because a man couldn’t accept being told No

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[miya @miyarah_]

como se siente decir “no se” a cosas que en realidad si sabes pero te da pereza explicar

[Bandido @bandidodiamante]

Lo más revelador: cuando es empujoncito, el jugador cae como si hubiera muerto para buscar la tarjeta.

Y cuando la agresión es verdadera y el chingazo entra de lleno, el jugador se para rapidísimo para demostrar que no le pasa nada, que es un guerrero.

[⭒☆Fumacoches⭒☆⭒Nightcore☆⭒ @Mascaraxdd]

si os molesta q un toro mate a una persona la manera mas facil de prevenirlo es dejar de hacer un espectaculo el torturar al toro

[z @ZISB0RED]

that vini “apology” is literally so calculated and done so people could feel bad for him, after he literally had a meltdown and said he was gonna leave the club for getting subbed out during el classico, got booed by fans so he removed real madrid out of his bio and pfp, stopped renewal talks until xabi got sacked, didn’t post a single thing for xabi, his agent posted “all normal back in ViniLand” a week after xabi got sacked, like SPARE ME with that bullshit apology that was only done because people were booing him

[Real Madrid @PepeRMCF]

Y ahí está el problema: Florentino, del mejor presidente a un maníaco, fichó a Mbappé en lugar de buscar un Kroos, a Vinicius le regaló el club, hace lo que no hizo con CR7, echó al mejor entrenador de la era moderna por Vini, echó a Modric y solo tenemos un grupo de inútiles.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Women know it’s not ALL men.

The issue is we don’t know WHICH men.

[La Bruja Medusa ☭🐍🇵🇸 @labruja_medusa]

Tú tienes miedo de que ella te rechace, ella tiene miedo que la mates o la violes, no es lo mismo José Luis.

[jezucrihto xd @yisucrist]

para pensar

[OMAR 𓂆 @Omaaar96]

The thing I miss the most when we had Alonso is that we could actually sub Vini out when he played like shit

[Mary @marymadridista_]

Who was the problem again?

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

#NancyMace

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he's wrong.