Bono Smells His Fingers

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BREATHE IN MICROPLASTICS, EAT MICROPLASTICS

Love on each other

NEW FRANCE 17

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@citizenkawala I'm 6'1" and I get far less 🐈 than you do.

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@lanechanged Fetterman do need 2 be a Betterman

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@JackKel19462997 jus' get one of them ring lights

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@WilliamShatner Shat's backing a shoddy product. Someone slap him with a tulip.

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@canthavepudding i ADORE them. Steamed and then baked to a slight burn, a li'l salt and oil--they're the consummate richness of the earth, manna from the gods. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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@InsightTweeting a lotta peeps I know who work for evil Fortune 500s tend to exhort that they do it--principally--to provide for their spouses and children, y'kow, set up their trusts and kids' colleges, etc.

Funny, when you think about it, 'cuz that's the same thing massive criminals say.

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@brutal_regime Wealthy Boomer: "Must...live...underground..."

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@plume__ Right on. Ppl who express pointed praise about frozen pizza often end up escalating to reviewing pizzas at exotic resorts and then branding up with cocktail reviews and then selling merch--it gets to be difficult to manage growth after that. Best stick to cat GIFs. 😇

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@russelldobular So a liberal is worse, even far worse, than a pulsating blob which does nothing.

Good to know! 😂✅

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@CraigLambe1 @thatkeaton Yes! Cover versions could take that on. 👍

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Why are people obsessed with round numbers?

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@SnowHimbo @Baudib1 "So...it's finally happened."

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@DzintraSullivan pg. 420 - The Book of Leto 🍷

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@Slapmemam Jussay "You're making it difficult for me to remain polite."

( breaking wind--optional )

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@BobGolen Now I know it's not calcified...hmm

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@Lunar_Luster "Sure, they give Ms. Frizzle the role after making me go through six callbacks..!"

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@Quartzjixler i almost got it, but then my lysdexia kicked in

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@dadmann_walking Don't worry. Gas, food, rent, mortgages, cars, student loans...they're pricier now because we all have free healthcare, right?

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@KaRaRacn75 Right on. No worries; God stopped giving a fuck in 1997.

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@CelovskyDanny It's the waiting. My buddy Tom once told me it's "the hardest part."