Bono Smells His Fingers

Fiction Writer

[Bono Smells His Fingers @pelldoherty]

BREATHE IN MICROPLASTICS, EAT MICROPLASTICS

Love on each other

NEW FRANCE 17

https://t.co/q7HwMG9JGq

[Bono Smells His Fingers @pelldoherty]

"This is our moment, Clyde"

[Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan]

A squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon.

Just thinking out loud.

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@soopajx subarus and the maliciously indignant go together like vanilla ice cream and root beer, sry for that drama 🕊️

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one benefit of growing older is living long enough to see all the teen idols crone out into these miserable prunes of malice.

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🌶️Essspicy take:

Daniel Day-Lewis is a great actor and all, but sometimes his performances feel like he's so determined to be patently singular that you're left appreciating his performance but forgetting the arc of the character he's been paid to represent.

[Bono Smells His Fingers @pelldoherty]

We've spent the last six years cresting into oblivion; our senses pick up amplifier echoes, kinetoscope flickers, and old, close-knit celebrations, but we know it's just the collective psyche reverberating our earlier joys and--now--we've set a doleful timer on our last dances.

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

Does it seem like we're in that middle period? The calm before the storm? And that chaos is right around the corner?

[Stop the Forever Wars @DoctorFishbones]

Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026

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@JackKel19462997 "We expected more out of you, Jack." 🤣

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@russelldobular *Quentin Tarantino immediately hires a vocal coach*

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For all the dudes on here, pretending to like cats...

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Just don't eat the bean and bacon soup after a few cocktails, otherwise, you'll yawn it back onto your pillow at four in the morning.

[Keitho @keith_saunders]

It feels like a beef barley kind of day. You can’t go wrong with the barl.

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@e_galv American liberals are free-range chickens; they believe they are protected, they marvel at the scenery and the regular meals, but they're just cackling inside of a little cloistered death camp.

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Mary had a brother named Hashtag; she passed the name to her son to fulfill a long-term outreach prophecy.

[sarah @_____feifei]

Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name

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@InsightTweeting @PaulSorrentino3 It's not like the Dems haven't tried, lols

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"The Universe signs my checks"
-Deepak C.

[Wendi M. Lindenmuth MPH, Author. Artist. Editor 💙 @LindenmuthWendi]

What is your relationship with the universe? 🤔

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@DogLoverOfPI Only when he's alone or with somebody.

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"You're that looney bird's son. He put your ear to a stove. Your old man is locked up in that looney bin up in Tolkas!"

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"For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!"

[Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan]

If you could replace your microwave beep with any iconic line from a movie...

What would it shout when your food was ready?

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@SnowHimbo That 'thing' came outta Ed Sheeran's basement

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"Is today the day..."

-...when everything crumbles
-...when I have to move out of my home
-...when I'm paralyzed in bed while alarms ring
-...when everyone triangulates against my well-being
-...when lunch costs 100 digital dollars
-...when the present divorces the past...

..?

[joe blank @therevjoeblank]

Peace is only possible when power is met with accountability.

When humility triumphs over ego.

When we're proud of our conceptual and literal shared humanity, not just of our nation, ethnicity, party or "team".

I am never under the illusion I will see this day come.