Allan Pellegrin

I make clothing, music, art, and words.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

There should be an all-trans tribute band to "The King" named the Pelvis Inversonators.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

If psychic powers were real the man who just wasted two hours of my life failing to sell us an $8000 water filtration system would have exploded into a red mist of blood, which would have been a nightmare to clean because our water IS terrible here.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

@ZaneLaRue thanks it's good to know people are still aware of the real issues in these trying times

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

A telemarketer just caused Pandora to pause Mother by Danzig. How do I trace a call, and how do I request an airstrike?

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

I just saw a guy drinking a Michelob Ultra while driving himself to the grocery store.

Apparently carbs are a problem in his life.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

After years of attempting astral projection, I can finally sneak into some of the best concerts of the 70s. It was going great until Stevie Nicks caught me and had me thrown out of my mind.

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

it’s always “Family Dentist.”
just once i want to see “Dentist: Dads Only.”

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

Nothing says "Be Here Now" like catching your toddler dunking your Ram Dass books into the dog's water.

[beau brady @mrbeaubrady]

@Rayke is too millenial to MSPaint. Listen to @_StateOfTheArt_ for his dope Weezer show with @pellegrin TONIGHT

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

Axl Rose will be the new singer of AC/DC, which is almost as exciting as Aqua Net being the new flavor of Mountain Dew.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

Coming September 26th! https://t.co/7EchTFNWRS

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

@Rayke I'm Gold Helmet and you're Rectangle Visor, right?

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

I'd like helping the environment more if it didn't make my house look like a Walmart after dark.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

Dear Ski Bros
I do know how to get weed "in these parts", but asking me loudly at the checkout line is how you get kicked "in those parts".

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

Weezer's new King of the World video made me a lot happier than I thought it could. I didn't know Weezer was making a documentary of @Rayke

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

The biggest plot twist of 2016 so far is where fate kills all of your favorite characters. It's a bad year to be a celebrity I care about.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

Hundreds of songs have said "You're not alone" but only Rock and Roll Suicide ever made me feel that way.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

David Bowie has been a hero to me since I was 16. I'll miss him for the rest of my life.

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

Check out my babies getting a bit of the attention they most certainly deserve: http://t.co/T5hyKFZo3z

[Allan Pellegrin @pellegrin]

@BrandonLand13 ikea stores exist to either convince you that you are who you aren't or show you what you don't want to be. Thus, I love them