Kelsie Pelletier

Georgia-bred, Brooklyn-hardened, currently softening slowly, like room temperature butter, in California

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Season 3 of #TheHandmaidsTale is going to be in Russian, right? For predictive-future-accuracy's sake?

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I feel like the my-life equivalent of mercury in retrograde is the unexplained inevitable period in which I want bangs

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Guy beside me at the airport says "men are just not as smart as women" but in a tone that suggests he's smarter than I am for realizing this

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every time I come to SF, I think 'god, I miss public transit.' Then I get stuck on BART, can't listen to @kcrw & realize I'm lying to myself

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COME ON WHITE PPL HIDDEN FENCES ISNT A THING

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high point of this week: climbed a rope at the gym TWICE so in my head I'm going to the crossfit games this year

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. @ssslllooo @lenadunham @girlsHBO SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS MY LIFE

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Finished Insecure and thrilled that we get more @IssaRae in season 2 of this incredible show. Can we get her like 18 more shows though? Plz?

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Just when I was getting embarrassed about only listening to Hamilton I now have the mixtape. So now I have TWO albums to choose from!

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It's Friday, I'm wearing my Katy Perry Katy Kat Matte lipstick (thnx CVS!), and the world is my Catoure-colored oyster.

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new hobby: applying to sweepstakes. Dear gods of capitalism, fill my pockets with free things and my inbox with junk mail!

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Why can't people be more like pizza? Even bad pizza is still good bc it's pizza!!! Why can't bad people be good people / pizza deep down?

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@synchronaut Jimmy, this is the best thing I've seen / heard all week.

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@barjoriemerman COME VISIT AND RESCUE MY INNER DOG FROM THIS BURNING BUILDING

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Thanks for asking!

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Can someone help me find one of these bubbles everyone is talking about? I'd like to be in one & away from all people talking about bubbles.

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Do you ever pay $3 for an unremarkable cup of drip coffee and hate yourself or is that just me

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@agentlover @ssslllooo this has been on loop in my brain all day

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where did you get this candid pic of @ssslllooo taken while Stars Hollow the Musical went on and on and on @agentlover

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I love when brands don't understand hashtags and they #use them #sporadically in an attempt to win over #millennialswhobuythings