Matt Pello

KU Grad. Quidditch Player. Amateur poet. @BrunetteBabe_01 😍

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

Just launched my poetry website.

https://t.co/ypX9ddfB5n

Check it out and keep up with all my literary endeavors if you so desire.

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

@TheSquirrelyq

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

Quitting twitter for 2020. Here's to one last night of shitty tweets for y'all. ❤

[VP of pizza consumption @Jtfawver]

Ravens are clearly better w/ Marcus Peters.

However, it blows me away how little attention people paid to their game vs KC. Lamar Jackson’s 2 biggest plays were literal Hail Marrys on 4th down.

#chiefs were up 18 before garbage time scores. Tyreek Hill & Eric Fisher were out

[New England Revolution @NERevolution]

Beginning of the decade vs. end of the decade

#NewYearsEve // #NERevs

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

not gonna lie its been a rough year for me

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

Add another to the IR list. This season has been too much already. 😭

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

INJURY UPDATE: Jake Guentzel underwent successful shoulder surgery after a nasty collision with the boards last night. Guentzel is expected to miss four to six months.

Full details: https://t.co/7upFPt5cne

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

He leads the Penguins in goals (19), points (40), shots (120), and time on ice (790:15).

Yeah, Jake Guentzel sounds like #NHLAllStar material.

Congratulations, Jake!

[Kent Swanson @kent_swanson]

It's Mr. Steal Your Bye

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

Get the man a sponsorship. @Pringles

[Aly Trost Martin 🏧 @AlyTrostMartin]

Byron Pringle signing a Pringle can #on #brand

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

That's the Midwestern way!

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

@sleepy_han Can't wait to explore all the kinks of married life. 😉😂😂

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

Thanks @MiamiDolphins

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

@ParisFrance_14

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

friendly reminder the horsin aroudn christmas special is on @netflix fun for the whole family or a fun way 2 get away from ur family either way win win

[Matt Pello @Pello6]

@billyquachfilms Happy Birthday Billy 🐐

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

To the GREATEST and LOUDEST fans in America...

Happy Holidays, Jayhawks 🎅❄️⛄️

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

This.

[Thermostat @Kthurmz]

David: can I play you something?

The Lord:

[J. Colton @MyNutsAndColts]

“Nobody else knew Patrick Mahomes was going to be Patrick Mahomes or else they would have traded for him”
-Cris Collinsworth

The Chiefs literally traded two first round draft picks to move from 27 to 10. They knew.

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

The Chiefs have allowed 31 points in their last four games. That is the fewest points allowed by the Chiefs in a four-game span since the 1997 Chiefs allowed 29.

I repeat: THE CHIEFS DEFENSE HAS JUST HAD ITS BEST MONTH IN 22 YEARS.

Merry Christmas, everyone.