spooky han

i am a perfectly normal human worm baby

[spooky han @sleepy_han]

@meakel_cheng thank you!!

[spooky han @sleepy_han]

recommend me podcasts!!!!

[spooky han @sleepy_han]

@biscoffbabe the worst is when ppl look at me like I’M the weirdo for following safety protocols 🙄 sure, ok, i’m the asshole here

[𖤍 @yungcryptt]

cool.... now tell me everything u like about me every detail

[luna @luteseiraa]

mentally im here

[spooky han @sleepy_han]

if a friend keeps bringing someone around that openly dislikes me and i openly dislike them (and i’m not warned ahead of time), am i allowed to be rude about it?

[lucy @arilyonne]

please share!

[- @dylandbrandon]

Chicago officials raised the bridge not knowing a group was still crossing
https://t.co/tgEzb70RcM

[spooky han @sleepy_han]

ik some of my beliefs have ppl scratching their heads BUT i’ll just say it again: psychic vampires exist and they are absolutely no fun at parties

[spooky han @sleepy_han]

Charles Cullen

- alt right asshole
- thinks being transphobic is peak comedy
- wears a suit .... everywhere
- i want to hit him right in the kisser
- has definitely slipped something into a girl’s drink at a party

[spooky han @sleepy_han]

i morphed myself with the twilight cast and the results are .... not what i expected ?? here we go:

[spooky han @sleepy_han]

Ezzie Cullen

- had a kid when she was too young and had to put her dreams on hold but doesn’t blame her child
- really cool mom
- hates PTA meetings
- she’s really hot but has horrible taste