@BourbonHooks As a Mets fan, July 1st is Bobby Bonilla Day and ya gotta pour some barrel proof stuff as you watch the money go out the door. Enjoy sir!
Better bust out the cutoff jean shorts to get super low!
Controlled burn scheduled next week for UNCW’s main campus https://t.co/RDYk4aHS0Z via @Port City Daily
So the Offspring just booted their drummer from the band because he wouldn't get the Covid-19 shot...
I guess you could say that the band decided that they needed to "keep 'em vaccinated!"
PLEASE DO NOT STEAL THIS JOKE
PLEASE GIVE ME FULL CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE
Dude in line ahead of me paid for his salad with a Discover card. This seems like a textbook "pics or it didn't happen" scenario, but I hope you'll just believe me.