Matt Pelster

Proud husband and father of 2. Passionate about everything ag and outdoors. Pioneer seed, farm, ranch.

[#2 Yellow Corn @1bigCornCob]

fuck u guys

im worth $6 and u know it

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@speerman42 @franchiseguy It’s so much bigger than that.

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@franchiseguy @speerman42 Win for everyone? Zero cost to “the” taxpayer? I’ll never argue that STARTING taxpayer funded crop insurance was a good idea but that ship has sailed. The repercussions of an abrupt stop to them now would be disastrous. Think about it. If you’re able.

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

I’m so tired of hearing “Our grandparents could buy a house on one salary, but now we can’t even afford rent on two!”
Yeah, because Grandma wasn’t blowin’ half her paycheck on $12 iced coffee and avocado toast, that’s why!

Back then, if they wanted coffee, they made it at home. With grounds so strong it could remove rust. You didn’t drink it… you survived it.

And Grandma wasn’t out there “brunchin’.” You think she had time for brunch? No! She was at home, cooking something called whatever’s left in the house.

And don’t even bring up Uber Eats.

These people today are crying about money while living in a 4-bedroom house with two SUVs, six streaming services, and matching sleeve tattoos. You think Grandpa had a tattoo? Yeah it said “Korea, 1951.” And it came with nightmares, not realitic shading.

Oh, don’t even get me started on the kids. “We can’t make ends meet, but Brayden needs the new iPhone!” No, he doesn’t! You’re giving an $1100 phone to a kid who still eats glue and boogers.

When we were kids, the family phone hung on the wall. It had a cord long enough to jump rope with, and if you wanted privacy, you had to go stand in the pantry. And somehow, we survived.

And the TV? There was one. One.
It was in the living room, and Dad controlled it. If he wanted to watch bowling, guess what? You liked bowling.

Now every room’s got a 65-inch screen, the baby’s got an iPad, and you’re sitting there wondering why you can’t afford rent.
Because you’re living like rappers, that’s why!

Grandpa wasn’t out here leasing Teslas and buying $12 smoothies called “Detox Sunrise.” He was driving a truck that sounded like thunder and smelled like oil and cigarettes.

They lived within their means. Whatever Grandpa’s paycheck bought, that’s what they had. They didn’t try to keep up with the Joneses. They were just trying to keep the fed and a roof over their heads.

So yeah, Grandpa could buy a house on one salary. But he also didn’t have 47 subscriptions and emotional-support crystals. He had one support system, Grandma, who told him to suck it up and mow the yard.

Now folks are broke, tired, and stressed… and it’s not because of inflation… it’s because y’all keep ordering tacos from DoorDash like you’re royalty.

Wake up and smell the truth!!

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@furadan4f @MaxVelocityWX @jasonhass68 Dickens cemetery.

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@AgTechRyan Work it back to your number but last year I averaged about $4.50 per acre/inch

[X America News @XAmericaNews]

Republicans have full control of the house, senate, & Trump as President.

There’s one word I don’t want to hear over the next 2 years.

“Bi-Partisan”

We better not spend the next 2 years playing patty cake politics with these dirty marxists.

Deliver the mandate from we the ppl

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@SuitUpVarsity I might be old enough I played against them. Very good team.

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@clhscoach Se we

[Cody Robinson @CodyRob1]

@HTAgronomy @Asgrow_DEKALB 3394 2nd largest seed company at one time.
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[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@okkefromuskogee Ran Honda Rincon 680 for a long time. Exactly the same machine since 2003 except for adding EFI in 06. Bombproof 3 speed automotive style trans/no clutch. Wish it was air cooled tho. Got old and went to can am 650 for ride and power steering. Not as tuff but way easier on me.

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@ranchersdottir Put simply it’s the government taking credit for making what rural American produces sound reasonably priced to urban America.

[TruAmerican @TruAmericanOG]

You know crap's getting serious when the Amish step in!

[Jared Rennie @jjrennie]

Here is the ENTIRE US Drought Monitor history, going back to the year 2000 @DroughtGov @DroughtCenter

[Josh Bode @FarmerBode]

1967 Chevrolet C10 Custom Classic Pickup BigIron Auctions https://t.co/xz2qwhV5tx

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

@VernardLomax @GuyDealership How fukin stupid are you? If he made that kind of money he wouldn’t have a loan. My bad there’s 82M people dumb enough to vote for the current president. You just declared yourself one of them. And if he has a loan he did too.

[Kerry Todd 🇺🇸🦬🌵 @toddyke]

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[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

Give the opportunity there would still be two seats left.

[Matt Pelster @PelsterAg]

My grandpa and dad found this in the late 60’s early 70’s stacked up like it was in a pouch. 4 pieces missing stolen out of a car Chardon at that time. Been told it’s paleo. Anyone have any insight? #paleo #nebraska #americanindian #nativeamerican #arrowhead #artifact